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Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Dude seriously needs to get that beard under control

A Wisconsin man is facing a felony charge after using his truck to T-bone a vehicle carrying two people who had just stolen a snow blower from his family’s garage, police report. 

According to cops, Corey Sanderson, 29, intentionally plowed into the driver’s side of the getaway car as it turned onto a street a few blocks from his Madison residence.

18 comments:

  1. I'd vote to acquit. Thieves deserve no sympathy.

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  2. Man's got a right to protect what's his
    Daryl

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    1. Especially in Wisconsin, in winter and a gusty back up snow blower!

      You get what you get.

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  3. DA's don't do shit.
    Have to do It yourself.

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    1. And neither do cops, anything worthwhile that is.

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  4. Once again, cops create more problems than they solve.

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  5. Interesting verbage within.....had to go back and read - "intentionally plowed into the driver’s side of the getaway car", might it have been with a snow plow?? to retrieve his snow blower?

    Would his beard be considered a "snow plow" cut??

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  6. I'd demand a jury trial.....no jury in the world would convict....wtf are the cops and DA thinking....the damn cops ram getaway vehicles all the time....

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  7. Beards do weird shit sometimes, especially if he has had a face diaper on so....
    I didn't read the story so I have nothing to say about the story
    JD

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  8. Wisconsin DA ... that tells you all you need to know why this doesn't make sense.

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  9. Thieves must be recent imports of the magic dirt variety.

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  10. Arrested? The guy should be given a medal.

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  11. I'd argue it was not reckless endangerment. He was purposely attempting to stop the theft of his property. Nothing reckless about it.

    The thieves felt the property was worth their lives, otherwise they would not have stolen it. He was simply calling in the marker on the bet they made. No endangerment.

    If that charge is the best they got they need to go back and try again. Are the thieves being charged with anything?

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  12. NOT GUILTY! Motherfuckers want to steal, they can pay the consequences, whether it be a slap on the wrist from some limp-dick judge, or more sever punishment from their victim. Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'.

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  13. If you're too cheap to shoot.
    If you're too lazy to shovel.
    How much effort does it take to SHUT UP?

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