MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN'S GUARD! Fun YouTube videos of guards all over keeping their posts. Tomb of the Unknowns vids are often interesting. Been there, been humbled just standing there.
Where I work, having the fitness center parking lot redone. Made walk around the pool deck provisions while taping off the left side of lot, the sidewalk and access.
Motherfuckers have torn down the tape repeatedly, walk through mud and grass tracking that shit into the building.
And on the street, they pull onto the grass turned it into a mud pit but the dumb fuckers kept pulling into the mud. Put fuking no parking/keep tires on roadway signs (ignored, oh I can pull down just a little further and fuk all that up) - so I added orange cones...
I shit you not - we're 3 months into this project delayed by weather - this week I found one stupid bitch had to work her suv in between a fucking cone and sign to squeeze onto the grass....
Honestly people are so fucking stupid.
For a month, before I moved 2 of our community sigbs "keep tires on roadway" (history of problems, contractors and soft shoulders) - these dumbfucks kept parking door to the mud so when they got out, they stepped in mud.... can't make this shit up.
And I don't mean a few - the day I hit my oh this is stupid limit, I have to put a sign here, 5 vehicles were parked in the soup, door to the soup (note: had to park against the flow, driver door to crub to accomplish this)
There has to be a higher education in mother fucking stupid.
Start removing valves from the stems. When I was in FD, used to really piss me off that "everyone" (at local college) felt the need to park in fire lanes. No, we need that area to get our trucks (engines) in and drag our hoses. I knew of several guys who would just remove the valves on all 4 tires and call a tow truck...Took about a week, and no more parking in fire lanes.
they got cameras everywhere nowadays.... they won't use 'em to cite the offenders, but they'll sure hunt you down for taking the stems... those cameras aren't stopping the offenders, but they sure are constraining the righteous.
I thought the narcissist in #1 was stupid (physics, anyone?) until I got to the entitled and clueless moron in #10 (what/who do you think the rope is for?). Along the way was the silly ninny in #6 and the work symphony in #7. Great collection!
#3. Infantry Officers Basic Course. We had a foreign LT from Viet Nam (?) who had the nickname of “Flash “ hung on him.
It seems he had just come from Mortar Platoon Leaders School, where they had the same thing happen with an 81mm mortar round. He was through the parking lot and heading down the road before they could slow him down!
#5 I could watch all day. We ALL knew this kid at school and were glad when this happened.
#6: Guess who's calling weekly to ask when he can get his next booster? Dude you can have my shots, I'm not taking one if you stick a fucking gun to my head.
#8: Speaking of things I could watch all day. These Amazon trucks with the giant dick on the side are a recent addition, at least where I live. If I could find a local place that sold decent liquid hand soap for less than 300% of what Amazon charges I could cut it completely out of my life.
#9: This happens so often in the winter where I live (the car right up on the median.)
10: I can hear "Move bitch! Get out the way!" playing as I watch this.
The indignation on the heifers face when she's assisted to her place.
ReplyDeleteMAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN'S GUARD! Fun YouTube videos of guards all over keeping their posts. Tomb of the Unknowns vids are often interesting. Been there, been humbled just standing there.
ReplyDelete#10 - should have used the bayonet.
ReplyDeleteWhere I work, having the fitness center parking lot redone. Made walk around the pool deck provisions while taping off the left side of lot, the sidewalk and access.
ReplyDeleteMotherfuckers have torn down the tape repeatedly, walk through mud and grass tracking that shit into the building.
And on the street, they pull onto the grass turned it into a mud pit but the dumb fuckers kept pulling into the mud. Put fuking no parking/keep tires on roadway signs (ignored, oh I can pull down just a little further and fuk all that up) - so I added orange cones...
I shit you not - we're 3 months into this project delayed by weather - this week I found one stupid bitch had to work her suv in between a fucking cone and sign to squeeze onto the grass....
Honestly people are so fucking stupid.
For a month, before I moved 2 of our community sigbs "keep tires on roadway" (history of problems, contractors and soft shoulders) - these dumbfucks kept parking door to the mud so when they got out, they stepped in mud.... can't make this shit up.
And I don't mean a few - the day I hit my oh this is stupid limit, I have to put a sign here, 5 vehicles were parked in the soup, door to the soup (note: had to park against the flow, driver door to crub to accomplish this)
There has to be a higher education in mother fucking stupid.
chillhill
Start removing valves from the stems. When I was in FD, used to really piss me off that "everyone" (at local college) felt the need to park in fire lanes. No, we need that area to get our trucks (engines) in and drag our hoses. I knew of several guys who would just remove the valves on all 4 tires and call a tow truck...Took about a week, and no more parking in fire lanes.
Deletethey got cameras everywhere nowadays.... they won't use 'em to cite the offenders, but they'll sure hunt you down for taking the stems... those cameras aren't stopping the offenders, but they sure are constraining the righteous.
Delete#10 He ought to be able to butt stroke her. Some people's children
ReplyDeleteBackwoods Okie
I thought the narcissist in #1 was stupid (physics, anyone?) until I got to the entitled and clueless moron in #10 (what/who do you think the rope is for?). Along the way was the silly ninny in #6 and the work symphony in #7. Great collection!
ReplyDelete#8, so that's why my Amazon Prime package arrived late...
ReplyDelete#3 Projectile Disfunction?
ReplyDeleteWith a bang.....
DeleteBuy Chinese, get what you paid for.
Delete#3. Infantry Officers Basic Course. We had a foreign LT from Viet Nam (?) who had the nickname of “Flash “ hung on him.
ReplyDeleteIt seems he had just come from Mortar Platoon Leaders School, where they had the same thing happen with an 81mm mortar round. He was through the parking lot and heading down the road before they could slow him down!
Number six: I damn betcha *he* will stop licking his damned stitches!
ReplyDelete#1: Whatever it takes to get her exercising.
ReplyDelete#5 I could watch all day. We ALL knew this kid at school and were glad when this happened.
#6: Guess who's calling weekly to ask when he can get his next booster? Dude you can have my shots, I'm not taking one if you stick a fucking gun to my head.
#8: Speaking of things I could watch all day. These Amazon trucks with the giant dick on the side are a recent addition, at least where I live. If I could find a local place that sold decent liquid hand soap for less than 300% of what Amazon charges I could cut it completely out of my life.
#9: This happens so often in the winter where I live (the car right up on the median.)
10: I can hear "Move bitch! Get out the way!" playing as I watch this.
#1 It's ok, walking will save the planet. /s
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