#1 if you can throw a bucket of water thru a fence...a goat can escape that fence...and they return later in the week in your driveway as a coyote turd.
#2 - in the city where I went to college there was a state prison guard who would dress up like a convict when the feds came over to teach their new hires. He would act like a trustee doing cleaning duty and a state instructor would call him over to have the newbies do a pat search. After they finished, they'd have the fed instructors do it as well, to show the new hires what they missed. After the fed instructors finished they would ask the 'trustee' to hand over the rest of the stuff missed by both. It was a real eye opener to them.
#2 - I feel so safe!
ReplyDelete#7 - Lots you can do with a glue stick
#10 - We know who loves ya, baby!
#7 - That was a weird key. It had a hook on the end, just visible for a second.
ReplyDeleteI believe it was a lock out key. Like putting the Denver Boot on a car, insert the and break off to keep the deadbeat renters out.
DeleteI thought it was a stick of PTex. They look pretty much the same as a glue stick. Used to use those things to repair ski bottoms.
DeleteNow, an evil bastard would open the door and fill the slot with melted glue stick.
#2 - I got a patdown that bad from Saint Louis cop once. Naturally he missed everything I was carrying.
ReplyDelete#10 - And I had a cat who would do that to the other cats.
#1 if you can throw a bucket of water thru a fence...a goat can escape that fence...and they return later in the week in your driveway as a coyote turd.
ReplyDeleteYou win the day with that one and thank you; I really needed the laugh.
Delete#2 - in the city where I went to college there was a state prison guard who would dress up like a convict when the feds came over to teach their new hires. He would act like a trustee doing cleaning duty and a state instructor would call him over to have the newbies do a pat search.
ReplyDeleteAfter they finished, they'd have the fed instructors do it as well, to show the new hires what they missed.
After the fed instructors finished they would ask the 'trustee' to hand over the rest of the stuff missed by both. It was a real eye opener to them.
#2 What's the point?
ReplyDelete#3 - I hope she doesn't own a gun.
ReplyDelete#6 - That's some Kung Fu shit right there!
#9 - Downtown Moronica. Heil Moe!!!
#4 Geez. The horse is wearing a saddle. Show her the right way to mount up.
ReplyDeleteEverybody knows cowboys use a stepladder...