So last night I was online looking up a parts manual for my Ruger Mk II pistol, and then as long as I was on Ruger's site I started looking at guns and you know how one thing leads to another, chasing rabbits and shit... anyhow, about an hour and a half into it, I came across this:
I thought no way, that's some fucked up shit right there, but then I got to thinking about it: Mother Nature's a savage bitch. That's probably on the low end of the scale of fucked up shit going on. I mean, look what man does to his fellow man just for grins sometimes, right?
So I googled "Do otters really fuck baby seals to death?" and oh dear God, it's true. They gangrape them bitches. Without even scrolling down, the first 3 results confirmed it - well, 2 out of the 3 because one was Snope's so that one's automatically discounted.
Seriously though, what the fuck. It's like otters are the convicts of the ocean, doing a power play on the seals by gangraping them. It has to be a power trip because if it was just because it felt good rubbing pee-pees, they'd be fucking each other, right? And now all the little seals are having to keep an eye out for Bubba and Tyrone instead of playing all carefree and doing baby seal shit.
Oh well, life sucks and I'm off to see if I can't find a video of some otters pulling a train on some baby seals.
