So last night I was online looking up a parts manual for my Ruger Mk II pistol, and then as long as I was on Ruger's site I started looking at guns and you know how one thing leads to another, chasing rabbits and shit... anyhow, about an hour and a half into it, I came across this:
I thought no way, that's some fucked up shit right there, but then I got to thinking about it: Mother Nature's a savage bitch. That's probably on the low end of the scale of fucked up shit going on. I mean, look what man does to his fellow man just for grins sometimes, right?
So I googled "Do otters really fuck baby seals to death?" and oh dear God, it's true. They gangrape them bitches. Without even scrolling down, the first 3 results confirmed it - well, 2 out of the 3 because one was Snope's so that one's automatically discounted.
Seriously though, what the fuck. It's like otters are the convicts of the ocean, doing a power play on the seals by gangraping them. It has to be a power trip because if it was just because it felt good rubbing pee-pees, they'd be fucking each other, right? And now all the little seals are having to keep an eye out for Bubba and Tyrone instead of playing all carefree and doing baby seal shit.
Oh well, life sucks and I'm off to see if I can't find a video of some otters pulling a train on some baby seals.
Is this the start of a new "I'm sure she's taken, boars" section? (Male otters are called 'boars')
ReplyDeleteGeeze Wirecutter, you been drinking? Please stop looking for said video.
ReplyDelete-Just A Chemist
I ended up watching Andy Griffith reruns somehow.
DeleteI think Andy was doing the same thing to Barney. Why else keep him around?
DeleteWell, shit, male lions, when they defeat the old ruler of the pride, kill all the cubs he sired, so the females will breed again.
ReplyDeleteyou really need parental guidelines on your internet searches to keep you on task. how you go from guns to marine life S and M is a little concerning
ReplyDeleteGot a ruger mk2 question: what is causing the trigger to slap my finger when it cycles? Doesn't do it ever time, but, enough that it's no fun to shoot.
ReplyDeleteNo clue. Mine's never done that before.
DeleteTrigger spring?
DeleteI no longer own a Mk II, replaced w/ a pristine High Standard Field King, 4" bull barrel.
DeleteA good cleaning and lube job can't hurt. You might check for broken internals and proper assembly while you're at it.
http://www.1bad69.com/ruger/internals.htm
(Not for the faint-hearted.)
Another resource:
https://www.rugerforum.net/search/138960/?q=mk+ii+trigger&o=relevance
greg, are you using hi-vel ammo in your MKII?
DeleteMost MK-II's and .22/45's don't like hi-vel ammo. Wolf Gun Springs has a recoil spring specifically designed for use in MK-II's for hi-vel ammo. I put one in my MK-II and my .22/45 and all the problems went away.
https://www.gunsprings.com/RUGER/MKI,%20MKII,%20MKIII,%2022-45%20.22LR/cID1/mID52/dID221
Be REALREALREAL careful when disassembling the recoil spring assembly. The keeper on the spring assy that fits into the top front of the bolt is a press fit. The spring is under tension when in the assembly and WILL fly off into the unknown, if you're not careful.
I have no affiliation with Wolf Springs other than as a customer.
I am not a gunsmith nor do I play one on TV. I am only relating my experience with the above. Your mileage may vary.
Nemo
@Greg - There are also tons of youtube vids for care and maintenance of Ruger MK pistols.
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The ammo is federal 1,200fps, run of the mill bulk ammo. I also have a mk1 zero problems. Ruger mark's a little tricky to completely disassemble. I lost the detent ball on safety. Cleaning and lube didn't change anything. Springs sure could be weak. It looks like it has been used a lot.
DeleteNow I know how you ended up with the duck dork info.
ReplyDeleteSigh, that was from me...
DeleteWell, good company all around, I say!
DeleteI laugh every time I hear the term Mother Nature. Nature don't give a shit if you live or die, as long as you pass genetic materiel along that is better than the last generations, otherwise, you can die in the most horrible way imaginable, and nature will just decompose the body and move along.
ReplyDeleteGenetic material that is better than the last generation? We are definitely fucked there.
DeleteAt one time, I had a Smith and Wesson Model 2206 that I thought of as one of the best .22 Auto's ever. I'll never think of otters the same anymore, thanks Kenny! Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteI don't want to know how you got from Ruger to sea otters raping seals...
ReplyDeleteNow I know why baby seals don’t fear seal hunters. I imagine they look up with those cute eyes and think, “Fuck it, at least it ain’t sea otters”.
ReplyDeleteOtters=democrats
ReplyDeleteBaby seals = we the deplorables
You're right about yuans being heartless bastards, all you gotta do is look into your history. It's filled with atrocities humans have done to each other, sometimes on purpose, other times just cause they could be heartless bastards. It extends back through the very beginning. For Modern examples; the French Revolution, Communist regimes from 1900 onwards, Russian Revolution, China, Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Afghanistan. All of overlords performing atrocities against captors (a good portion of the captors being captors for no reason other than they were where they were at the time),simply because they wanted to be cruel and they could get away with it. The human species in no better than another animal in the natural world. And often acts worse. Simply look at the shitshow we've embroiled ourselves in at this very moment. What makes this bad is we've brought it on ourselves.
ReplyDeleteKen, You do have a penchant for coming up with some off the wall shit, but otters raping baby seals to death is a new high or low depending on one's perspective.
ReplyDelete;-)) Nemo
They're so damn cute, you hate to think it of them, but what they don't fuck, they kill and eat. The same streams the salmon use are frequent diner-hopping excursions for them. I could never bear to shoot them, but made my neighbor scare them off by shooting near them so I could protect the wood duck nests just upstream from my pond.
ReplyDeleteThat's some sort of shit that I'd most certainly use a VPN or virtual machine (or my wife's computer) to look up.
ReplyDeleteNo need for someone ever to know I've looked that shit up.
If you think there's any vpn or any other way to keep big brother from looking at what you're looking at, or reading, or texting, or pretty much anything else, I've got land in Florida for sale, cheap.
DeleteDamn Kenny, that's one hell of a trip down Al Gore's invention. Never been there and hope I don't. You just reinvented to term "Rabbit Hole"!
ReplyDeleteDamn ! Marlin Perkins never brought up this kind of shit on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom .
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