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Wednesday, February 16, 2022

"Now here I was minding my own business and playing with myself..."

DeLAND, Fla. – A man facing stalking charges said he did not follow two girls who ran to a gas station for help, claiming they were actually just startled by the fact he was doing drugs and touching himself on the side of the road, according to a news release from the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.
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  1. Folding CouchFebruary 16, 2022 at 1:53 PM

    That is a high mileage 55 right there!!!

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  2. UnknownFebruary 16, 2022 at 2:11 PM

    Can see this one as a little bit of both stories combining for the truth. From the looks of this cat imagine it went something like 'All it was officer, was I was pulled over to smoke some crack and maybe rub one out to take the edge off.' Maybe the attempted part of the attempted lewd and lascivious behavior was because he couldn't get it up.

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