#20 Sadly, there are soooo many candidates. Yeah, Slow Joe is the front runner, but there's also Castrudeau, Yertle, Schumer, Buttpirate, Milley, the list is endless, and that's not even counting the female versions.
#1 & 18 Why would anyone believe a word that comes out of the mouth of a woman who purposefully dies her brown hair orange? I'll have the fillet, she's hot. Jen looks like something that just crawled out of a grave.
#1 - It has been my personal experience that a red head is a far better throw-down than a blond. Perhaps the HR dept. has simply placed Jen in the wrong job.
Technically, you're not allowed to put any rodent hairs in food. There are standards for how many may be present. The problem is that rodents get into pretty much everything we're interested in eating. And they are indiscriminate about where they eliminate waste. The bad news is that rodents don't spontaneously shed hairs-- they pluck the loose-ish ones out while grooming and swallow them. Pretty much every rodent hair you've ever gotten in your food has been through the rodent the long way (if you get my drift).
#18 All night at the bar I shoot for steak & lobster, come closing time I end up with a baloney sandwich & ya know what? It's ok. Ha.
ReplyDeleteMore like, it'll have to do.
Delete#17 should be "change my diaper"
ReplyDelete#20 Sadly, there are soooo many candidates. Yeah, Slow Joe is the front runner, but there's also Castrudeau, Yertle, Schumer, Buttpirate, Milley, the list is endless, and that's not even counting the female versions.
ReplyDelete#1 & 18 Why would anyone believe a word that comes out of the mouth of a woman who purposefully dies her brown hair orange? I'll have the fillet, she's hot. Jen looks like something that just crawled out of a grave.
ReplyDeleteNemo
And here I am thinking she dyed the roots of her orange hair brown.
Delete#18 should feature a dog turd on a cow pie.
ReplyDeleteFor me, #18 is completely untrue. I would eat a bologna sandwich.
ReplyDeleteCome on you missed the big one, free crack pipes !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThose are some gooduns, Ken. Ohio Guy
ReplyDelete#11 - old school thinking.
ReplyDeleteFat demonising was a scheme of the sugar industry and bacon isn't bad for you.
Rejoice and eat more bacon 😅
I wish I had shyquisha
ReplyDelete#1 - It has been my personal experience that a red head is a far better throw-down than a blond. Perhaps the HR dept. has simply placed Jen in the wrong job.
ReplyDeleteTechnically, you're not allowed to put any rodent hairs in food. There are standards for how many may be present. The problem is that rodents get into pretty much everything we're interested in eating. And they are indiscriminate about where they eliminate waste. The bad news is that rodents don't spontaneously shed hairs-- they pluck the loose-ish ones out while grooming and swallow them. Pretty much every rodent hair you've ever gotten in your food has been through the rodent the long way (if you get my drift).
ReplyDeleteHave fun with that.
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