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Wednesday, February 23, 2022

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  1. KidFebruary 23, 2022 at 2:06 PM

    8 - I remember when female impersonators looked Good.

    13 - Oh yes.

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    1. DCEFebruary 23, 2022 at 2:50 PM

      I have seen #13 before and actually discussed it with the police chief in our town and the commander of our county's SWAT team. There are a couple of farms in the area that use them...and have the ammo. Fortunately we haven't had the need to use this great piece of riot control gear...

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    2. WestcoastDeplorableFebruary 23, 2022 at 5:10 PM

      In a related tale, when I was a kid living on the prairie in Sou Indiana, our neighbor across the road was known to use his manure spreader frequently, and she swore he always waited until she had a wash out on the line before he fired it up! I can still smell it.

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    3. John GilmoreFebruary 23, 2022 at 9:09 PM

      The problem is that the Ammo is in the country, and BLM and other libtards are mostly confined to the major cities, where there's a distinct lack of the appropriate ammo.

      If you want to talk about INappropriate ammo though, you could always hook it up to a black line... I.E. Sewer. You don't have a lot of cows, but you DO have a very large number of shit-producing large animals, after all.

      I think I like this idea. Certainly safer than "rubber" bullets, and even less dignified that tear gas.

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  2. Henk VandenberghFebruary 23, 2022 at 2:27 PM

    777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

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  3. Mike_CFebruary 23, 2022 at 2:40 PM

    #7 is not some random crazy person. That is Morgane Oger, a Canadian (BC) politician who, among other accomplishments, got a women's shelter for rape victims defunded because the shelter apparently wasn't eager to admit men-who-claim-to-be-women. Gosh, what could possibly be the harm in letting biological men into a shelter for woman rape victims?

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  4. John the RiverFebruary 23, 2022 at 2:56 PM

    #13 Take my money!!!

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  5. Mark@BismarckFebruary 23, 2022 at 3:01 PM

    11. That's good. . .very good! Would work great the week before you move.

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  6. ruralcounselFebruary 23, 2022 at 3:24 PM

    #13 Everyone I know who has these would be pointing them AT the Capitol Police and government buildings.

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  7. cjFebruary 23, 2022 at 3:46 PM

    #6...but...but...you won't get AS pregnant!

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  8. LeavonFebruary 23, 2022 at 4:46 PM

    I think the truckers in Canada need a bunch of those.

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  9. SammyFebruary 23, 2022 at 4:47 PM

    11. Why would that bother anyone. One bat can eat thousands of mesquites every night.

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  10. iOpenerFebruary 23, 2022 at 4:57 PM

    #13 The best shitty idea ever. Maybe the only one.

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  11. AlanFebruary 23, 2022 at 5:09 PM

    #19 along with a lot of alcohol.

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  12. samooreFebruary 23, 2022 at 5:11 PM

    #19:

    Used to say that about my brother.
    And it was true.

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  13. TRIBFebruary 23, 2022 at 5:41 PM

    #13 Damn the pigs. Pass the shit and open fire

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  14. Mathman54February 23, 2022 at 6:27 PM

    #9 I don't turn up the radio, I take out my hearing aids.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2022 at 6:43 PM

    $13--my thoughts? Learn how to spell 'piece'. When you're done with that, teach #19 how to spell 'led'.
    Yes, playing Scrabble with me is loads of fun.
    --Tennessee Budd

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2022 at 7:49 PM

      You get credit in Scrabble for "13 dollars?"

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  16. Paul VFebruary 23, 2022 at 8:37 PM

    As someone who has been soaked to the skin by liquid manure because a hose blew off the lagoon pump, I can testify that anyone hit with a stream of that could be identified days later by the funk. It doesn't wash off, it wears off. Much like when a dog gets sprayed by a skunk and a week later the dog still stinks.

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  17. rickn8orFebruary 23, 2022 at 8:41 PM

    #19 is like the opening scene in "Texasville" where Annie Potts tells Jeff Bridges "Be careful with that gun; you'll shoot your dick off."

    And Jeff's classic reply: "Maybe I ought to; it's got me in more trouble than it ever got me out of."

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  18. weaserdapiFebruary 23, 2022 at 10:38 PM

    #13 seems like a great solution. I'm still a bit fuzzy on how you load the looters into the gun.

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  19. Wurm65February 24, 2022 at 2:47 AM

    #13 the reason American Military Members say wtf while driving through Germany in the late summer early fall.

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  20. BillFebruary 24, 2022 at 8:10 AM

    #5 You could easily substitute AOC for what's her face

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2022 at 1:47 PM

    #20 ... for the win!

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2022 at 1:54 PM

    #7: How I long for a return to the days when we can just make jokes like this and not have a frothing woke mob wanting to burn us at the stake.

    #13: There's video of a farmer dousing some kind of protesters with manure when they wouldn't vacate his field. They had no idea how bad their day was about to get when he rolled up with the tractor. I thought it would have been an ideal response to the BLM insanity of 2020.

    #19 is far too relatable.

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2022 at 5:45 AM

    #13 Talk about a shit show! The good shit lob-yer-poop. Ready, Aim, CONGRESS!

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