I had a black cat a long time ago that loved to attack legs in the dark. Say, for instance, like a trip to the bathroom. He got away with it 5 or 6 times, and I finally saw him coming at full speed. Not to hurt him, I caught him with the top of my foot and flipped him across the room.
My oldest brother is a lefty, but in the 1950s he was forced in school to write with his right hand. He has the most beautiful handwriting of anyone I know, definitely a million time better than mine.
I am totally left brained. I can hardly write well enough to make it so anyone other than myself can read it. In high school, I took notes, but never studied from them. I had a good memory, and remembered what I had written, so I passed all my tests. But my handwriting was so bad, I could not possibly use the notes to study from. I was so bad, that my junior year, I had an older cousin who had perfect penmanship, and tried to teach me to write better. Not a chance.
And the bright spark in the “bubble” is the booster starting to brake for return to the surface. If you watch long enough you can follow it quite a way down.
My folks said I was the same way as a kid. Remember how barbers would give a kid a lollipop when they were done scalping you? At 4 or 5 years old, I'd pass on the candy but take the venison jerky my dad would slip me. I still don't have much of a sweet tooth.
One of the cooler things I ever saw was a Russian satellite reentry. We were camping high up in the San Bernardino Mountains when a light appeared on the northern horizon. The single light broke apart above our heads and disappeared over the southern horizon. I understand the pieces landed in the Gulf of California. We actually got fairly used to Vandenburg launches. Mighty pretty.
Can't tell what #2 is carrying but it looks like a box big enough to hold his testicles. Meant balls, images of 🏈 and 🏀 came up so just had to give it a try. Maybe I need to update my phone.
Well, that's close to what I've heard, they kill more then any other non-human animal, the thing to remember about them is they can out run you, out swim you, eat you in a single bite, and they hate everything around them. I'll just stay off that damn continent and root for the hippos.
Number 10 for the win.
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I had a black cat a long time ago that loved to attack legs in the dark. Say, for instance, like a trip to the bathroom. He got away with it 5 or 6 times, and I finally saw him coming at full speed. Not to hurt him, I caught him with the top of my foot and flipped him across the room.
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As someone whose handwriting/printing has looked like shit my entire life, I'd like to say #9 is just fucking annoying.
ReplyDeleteMy oldest brother is a lefty, but in the 1950s he was forced in school to write with his right hand.
DeleteHe has the most beautiful handwriting of anyone I know, definitely a million time better than mine.
I am totally left brained. I can hardly write well enough to make it so anyone other than myself can read it. In high school, I took notes, but never studied from them. I had a good memory, and remembered what I had written, so I passed all my tests. But my handwriting was so bad, I could not possibly use the notes to study from.
DeleteI was so bad, that my junior year, I had an older cousin who had perfect penmanship, and tried to teach me to write better. Not a chance.
There was another guy in my air guard unit that wrote like that...Beautiful but slow...
DeleteI'm also left-handed, started school in '59 and there was no pressure for me to change hands. Like Pigpen, I can barely read my handwriting.
DeleteRight-handed people can see what they just wrote; lefties can't.
DeleteUnless they're arab or chinese.
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#10 has dealt with that damn rooster before.
ReplyDeleteWhat is #5?
ReplyDeleteA rocket launch.
DeleteI saw something very similar in Phoenix from a SpaceX launch from Vandenberg in CA.
DeleteLikely from Vandenberg AFB in California, the knot in the trail is from staging...
DeleteAnd the bright spark in the “bubble” is the booster starting to brake for return to the surface. If you watch long enough you can follow it quite a way down.
Delete#1, someone has got way too much time o their hands
ReplyDelete#4, every dentist's dream child
#10, beautiful!
#1 - well, it's a diet plan
DeleteBack in the early 1960s, I say a satellite/rocket body enter the atmosphere in much the same way. It burned up and there was no sound at all.
ReplyDelete#3: Close, but no cigar.
ReplyDelete#10... Cockblocked
ReplyDelete#10. That is a good kick
ReplyDelete#1 At first I thought it was a gif from Dr PimplePopper.
ReplyDelete#6 I've had girlfriends that needy.
#1 Diesel Corn.
Delete#8, What Kim Kardashian's gynecologist has to endure.
ReplyDeleteFkn rooster
ReplyDelete#8. Kamala?
ReplyDelete#4. Call Ripley! Alien child! Alien! Alien!
ReplyDeleteMy folks said I was the same way as a kid. Remember how barbers would give a kid a lollipop when they were done scalping you? At 4 or 5 years old, I'd pass on the candy but take the venison jerky my dad would slip me.
DeleteI still don't have much of a sweet tooth.
Speaking of teeth, did you ever make it to the dentist?
DeleteThe majority of people that really appreciate 10 have been chased. Lol. I have a deep appreciation for that gif. Very satisfying.
ReplyDeleteOne of the cooler things I ever saw was a Russian satellite reentry. We were camping high up in the San Bernardino Mountains when a light appeared on the northern horizon. The single light broke apart above our heads and disappeared over the southern horizon. I understand the pieces landed in the Gulf of California. We actually got fairly used to Vandenburg launches. Mighty pretty.
ReplyDeleteCan't tell what #2 is carrying but it looks like a box big enough to hold his testicles. Meant balls, images of 🏈 and 🏀 came up so just had to give it a try. Maybe I need to update my phone.
ReplyDelete#8 I've read that hippos kill more people in African than any other animal, and that threat display will make you a believer
ReplyDeleteWell, that's close to what I've heard, they kill more then any other non-human animal, the thing to remember about them is they can out run you, out swim you, eat you in a single bite, and they hate everything around them. I'll just stay off that damn continent and root for the hippos.
DeleteI grew up in Malawi and the rule was: you never went out on the beach at night. The only thing that kills more people then hippos is mosquito's.
Delete#10... Hey, that's no way to run a petting farm..
ReplyDelete#10 "Back to work you slacker!"
ReplyDelete#10 - you gotta knock the fuck out of a rooster
ReplyDeleteMake him understand "You can behave or you can be dinner."
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