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Friday, February 18, 2022

WHAT THE FUCK, LADY??? CUMCAKES???

LIVINGSTON PARISH, La. (TND) — A school teacher in Louisiana who reportedly has admitted to lacing cupcakes with her husband's sperm and feeding them to students now faces a sentence of 41 years in prison.

The Associated Press reports Cynthia Perkins and her now ex-husband Dennis Perkins were both arrested in October 2019 and charged with two counts of first-degree rape, 60 counts of producing porn involving a juvenile under the age of 13, and with a slew of other child sex crime charges.

Cynthia was reportedly a teacher in Livingston Parish while her husband, Dennis, was a Livingston Parish sheriff's deputy at the time of their arrest.

14 comments:

  1. Gee, that's almost as bad as requiring people to get injected with an unknown substance.

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  2. Drag them out in a field and shoot them both in the head.

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  3. It's nice to see couples sharing their hobbies.

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  4. I really hope none of the kids had a nut allergy...

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  5. Please tell me that they weren't "cream" filled

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  6. Were they the Buttcake or Creampie variety?

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  7. Mr. Wirecutter, PLEASE LOCK THE COMMENTS!!
    I can't breath.

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  8. More fucked up shit from the leftists 'teaching' our kids.
    She must be vying for a cabinet position and the competition for sickest is tough.

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  9. Ah, Livingston Parish, it's a wonderful place to live, lmfao 🤣
    I remember when this story broke way back when
    JD

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  10. The way things are going, most kids are going to know the taste of sperm soon enough.

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