A Florida Man is behind bars after allegedly battering his girlfriend with hot ramen noodles, according to police.
Responding Friday morning to a domestic disturbance call at a Fort Pierce residence, sheriff’s deputies spoke to a woman who said she was struck with noodles thrown by Brandon Smith, 21, following a dispute over allowing Smith’s dog onto their bed.
No wonder guys going their own way these days. A gal calling the police for every little thing.
Ok, consider. They're shacking up. About all the can afford is ramen noodles. But the sex is hot. Then there's his dog. She feels since she's putting out she has some say in the matter. He disagrees. Them being who they are have little skill innproblem resolution. One thing leads to another, she feels slighted, she pulls her ace card. Help police, my bf is beating me up. His name on the apt matters not, he's going to jail.
Yes, yes, a lot assumed not in evidence. Spare me.
No wonder guys going their own way these days. A gal calling the police for every little thing.
ReplyDeleteOk, consider. They're shacking up. About all the can afford is ramen noodles. But the sex is hot. Then there's his dog. She feels since she's putting out she has some say in the matter. He disagrees. Them being who they are have little skill innproblem resolution. One thing leads to another, she feels slighted, she pulls her ace card. Help police, my bf is beating me up. His name on the apt matters not, he's going to jail.
Yes, yes, a lot assumed not in evidence. Spare me.
He "battered his girlfriend with hot ramen noodles"? I've been that hungry before...
ReplyDeleteHe whipped her with a wet noodle? Haha.
ReplyDeleteLet's go Brandon....
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see how to kill with ramen noodles, check out the short film “Angel” on Dust.
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