#3--What the hell was he doing? #5--Guessing that's not new gaming special effects. #8--Which is why I don't wear high heels or long dresses. #9--I'm surprised that four wheeler didn't sink in the mud with that load on it.
I wish I had a video of my wife climbing onto a rusty 55 gal. drum to mount her horse. The bottom gave way and into the drum she slid. Weebles Wobble and they do fall down and roll around. The horse just stood there and looked to see what was going on. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out. She had a bruise from below her knee to above her hip. I made her go to the Doc. and he laughed too. She's never forgiven me.
#10. Police report many years ago in Sulphur Springs, Texas, driver's written statement: I was driving on Houston Street when this tree jump out in front of me.
#4 - I don't know what was in the bucket but that little bull wanted it.
ReplyDelete6) A variation of the old TV commercial.
ReplyDeleteHim: Hey! You got your face in my balls!
Her: Well, you got your balls in my face!
#3--What the hell was he doing?
ReplyDelete#5--Guessing that's not new gaming special effects.
#8--Which is why I don't wear high heels or long dresses.
#9--I'm surprised that four wheeler didn't sink in the mud with that load on it.
#4 a fat hereford steer feeling his oats, and ready for the meat locker
ReplyDelete#1 high melatonin disaster moment
ReplyDelete#3 - situational awareness is your friend.
ReplyDeleteThose quick-growing posts are a menace to traffic.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a video of my wife climbing onto a rusty 55 gal. drum to mount her horse. The bottom gave way and into the drum she slid. Weebles Wobble and they do fall down and roll around. The horse just stood there and looked to see what was going on.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out. She had a bruise from below her knee to above her hip. I made her go to the Doc. and he laughed too. She's never forgiven me.
On the bright side for a Monday, it's the Spring @11:33AM today!!! Nemo
ReplyDeleteGetting head - you're doing it wrong.
ReplyDelete#5 - So Lucas makes laptops?
ReplyDeleteI did not know that!
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No, it's a Steampunk laptop! Got to get the boiler going to run the laptop...
Delete#5 Went a little too far with the overclocking, did you ?
ReplyDelete#5 - ???
ReplyDelete#10 - who put that post there. Driving while texting?
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Judging by the shadow, the sun was in his eyes.
Delete#10. Police report many years ago in Sulphur Springs, Texas, driver's written statement: I was driving on Houston Street when this tree jump out in front of me.
ReplyDelete#7, awesome farm gal figure!
ReplyDelete3 and 6 give new meanings to "getting some head".
ReplyDelete#1. I just heard a loud audible gasp from the BLM executive committee!
ReplyDeleteAny machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
ReplyDelete#2 Good thing he had that helmet on.
ReplyDelete#9 He only needed her for traction and then he was done with her slowing him down.
ReplyDelete2. That was a pretty good trick til he stuck the landing.
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