VIDEO HERE (7 minutes)
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I'd suffered from hemorrhoids all of my young life until I finally went in and saw a doctor about it around 1988 or thereabouts.
Doc took one look and scheduled me for surgery. Not fiber treatment, not banding, but surgery. Let's cut that shit out.
It was by far the most painful experience of my life, before or since. My asshole's clenched shut right now just thinking about it.
