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Friday, March 25, 2022

Oh man, that shit just sounds nasty

Just days after unveiling a series of beer-flavored lollipops in celebration of the beginning of the NCAA's March Madness tournament, Coors says it has sold out of the unusual treats. 

The beer-flavored lollipops with a foam top don't contain any alcohol, but they do taste like Coors Light beer.

16 comments:

  1. "...taste like Coors Light Beer"

    You mean they found suckers to buy suckers that taste like water.

    Dang! That is some world-class marketing.

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    1. That was my fist thought "...taste like Coors Light Beer"

      Really? How do you tell?

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  2. Not even like GOOD beer.

    [rocketride]

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  3. Dyslexia azz my: Coors Light beer doesn't contain any alcohol.

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  4. So, they taste like Coors, they taste like shit!

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    1. Anytime someone says this, it begs the question: How would you know?

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  5. They got Guinness lollypops for the "Bros"?

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    1. Returned from Eire I bought a Guinness on tap. I didn't finish it, it tasted like crap. Haven't tried since.

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  6. The only grown men who would buy lollipops probably ARE light beer drinkers.

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  7. My fellow Germans and Belgians and Aussies who partake of our amber nectars laugh hysterically. Perhaps this abominable invention will at least assist yankee veterinarians in diagnosing diabetes in horses.

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    1. "Put the Budweiser back in the Clydesdale, it's not the right flavor for me. . ."

      [rocketride]

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  8. Are they sold east of the Rockies?

    Can we expect a convoy of Prii doing what they said couldn't be done?

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  9. Light beer is for people who like to down 10+ beers. I'll drink a twelve playing horseshoes on a hot day at the beach, no problem....try downing twelve Guinness stouts in a row

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  10. Probably something like the tablets that made carbonated soda when you put them in a glass of water:

    Fizzies Drink Tablets
    OldTimeCandy.com

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