Eh. Last time I got a gun-related lecture from a guy who travels with armed guards, it went about so as, "Buy at least two similar guns, use one for practice and the other for carry - and when you wear the practice gun out, because you will if you practice enough..."
you are right about number 10. and after seeing the shithole myself a long time ago. it no wonder they want to come here. btw, you smell shit as soon as you get off the plane. it is everywhere there. never try to drink anything without checking the seal on it. cans are safer as a rule than bottles. they can not refill cans there yet. one of the worse places I ever went with sam.
When you were a very young child and your mom would say here come the plane in for a landing and fly the spoon full of green peas along with an airplane sound to try to get you to open your mouth so she could shove that crap in.
17) In '82, there was a just shy of hurricane strength tropical storm that made it to DFW. There was a zoo elephant that saved itself from floating away by wrapping its trunk around a tree...trunk.
#5 is about as ill as anything you've ever posted. I was trying to figure out if you'd crossed the line and then then I realized that there really isn't one.
#5: About as ill as anything you've ever posted. I was trying to figure out if you'd crossed the line and then then I realized that there really isn't one.
#16: When discussing serious 'affairs of state', cackling like a hyena on 'Extasy' is NEVER appropriate.
Obama: Nobody will ever be able to top my having you as Impeachment Insurance. Biden: Hold my beer!
3, 10, 17, and 20 !
ReplyDelete#20 is spot on! I like!
ReplyDeleteEh. Last time I got a gun-related lecture from a guy who travels with armed guards, it went about so as, "Buy at least two similar guns, use one for practice and the other for carry - and when you wear the practice gun out, because you will if you practice enough..."
DeleteYou'll never top #17. That's one of my favorite old movies.
ReplyDeleteNope. Indeed. The left will NOT remove itself from the shelves.
ReplyDeleteyou are right about number 10. and after seeing the shithole myself a long time ago. it no wonder they want to come here. btw, you smell shit as soon as you get off the plane. it is everywhere there. never try to drink anything without checking the seal on it. cans are safer as a rule than bottles. they can not refill cans there yet. one of the worse places I ever went with sam.
ReplyDeleteI agree %100. Went to most of the shitholes in the Horn of Africa.
Delete#9. ??? My brain hurts.....
ReplyDeleteDitto
DeleteYeh, what’s that all about?
DeleteMadMarlin
I'm guessing a "he-she".....
DeleteIt's what you say to little kids to get them to open their mouth at feeding time...
DeleteWhen you were a very young child and your mom would say here come the plane in for a landing and fly the spoon full of green peas along with an airplane sound to try to get you to open your mouth so she could shove that crap in.
Deletewes
wtdb
Thanks - I did not get it either!
DeleteOld saying, show me a man who doesn't eat pussy and I will show you a man's wife/GF who can be easily had. :P
#20! Candace Owens is pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteNumber 20 for the BIG WIN!!
ReplyDelete17 19 & 20
ReplyDelete#5 What a puzzled expression.
ReplyDelete#7 - I once saw a face like that gnawing on my phone wires!
ReplyDeleteI immediately put out traps!
Jeffrey Epstein was a Ukie? Go figger.
ReplyDelete17) In '82, there was a just shy of hurricane strength tropical storm that made it to DFW. There was a zoo elephant that saved itself from floating away by wrapping its trunk around a tree...trunk.
ReplyDelete#5 is about as ill as anything you've ever posted. I was trying to figure out if you'd crossed the line and then then I realized that there really isn't one.
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#5: About as ill as anything you've ever posted. I was trying to figure out if you'd crossed the line and then then I realized that there really isn't one.
ReplyDelete#16: When discussing serious 'affairs of state', cackling like a hyena on 'Extasy' is NEVER appropriate.
Obama: Nobody will ever be able to top my having you as Impeachment Insurance.
Biden: Hold my beer!
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