not if he's in a public school... if it's a public school, that's called karma! If he's in a private school... the beatings will continue until morale improves.
#8 Riding heifers. We used to ride them in a big stall. First thing they do, besides buck, is try too crush your leg against a wall. We'd walk away covered with cowshit. We'd head to the milk house and hose off. Late adolescent or early teen we were indestructible. Not to mention bat shit crazy.
I vaguely remember being around eleven and a number of us had fights with cattle prods. Remember, if a cattle prod will make a fully grown cow jump and poop at the same time, consider what it does to an eleven year-old boy. A few of us walked our bikes home.
@OT - it’s good to see others enjoyed this childhood activity…..mom always knew where we were in the feed store….just listen to the screams….ours must have been light-weights, as we only ended up with whelps
Horse snagged halter on gate closer. That or person tied it to gate.
Seen similar done at local ranch down here. Child was feeding cattle cubes by hand to Brahma heifer, reaching arm through metal gate. Animal stuck head through gate, and then when cubes were finished, panicked at having head trapped and wrenched gate off hinges.
#9 needs his butt whipped.
ReplyDeleteHe was going for the knock-out. Seems excessive.
DeleteEh... teacher made them mask for 2 years.
Deletenot if he's in a public school... if it's a public school, that's called karma! If he's in a private school... the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Delete#8 is lucky he didn't bust that melon on the trailer.
ReplyDeleteOr get impaled on a T-post.
Delete#4 This is Major Tom to ground control.
ReplyDelete#8 Riding heifers. We used to ride them in a big stall. First thing they do, besides buck, is try too crush your leg against a wall. We'd walk away covered with cowshit. We'd head to the milk house and hose off. Late adolescent or early teen we were indestructible. Not to mention bat shit crazy.
I vaguely remember being around eleven and a number of us had fights with cattle prods. Remember, if a cattle prod will make a fully grown cow jump and poop at the same time, consider what it does to an eleven year-old boy.
DeleteA few of us walked our bikes home.
@OT - it’s good to see others enjoyed this childhood activity…..mom always knew where we were in the feed store….just listen to the screams….ours must have been light-weights, as we only ended up with whelps
Delete#8 I'll bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again! #9 Assault and battery. #3 I'm guilty, I did that! #10 I'm innocent, I dindu nuffin'.
ReplyDeleteI can't get past #1, other than someone taking care of the horses is an ID10T! SMMFH!
ReplyDeleteHorse snagged halter on gate closer. That or person tied it to gate.
DeleteSeen similar done at local ranch down here. Child was feeding cattle cubes by hand to Brahma heifer, reaching arm through metal gate. Animal stuck head through gate, and then when cubes were finished, panicked at having head trapped and wrenched gate off hinges.
Anon, I'm quite aware of what happened and my statement stands.
Delete#3 I believe that's the first time I've seen a dog admit he did it.
ReplyDeleteOK...Who did this?
DeleteMine's proud of himself after tearin shit up.
DeleteOhio Guy
#4 Wonder how light that boat got in that wind?
ReplyDelete#2.... Darn it, where was this awesome water balloon thing when I was a kid?!?!
ReplyDelete#10 reminds me of Jussie.....
ReplyDeleteDid she snag her halter on the door knob, or did they tie her off so short?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4M3hbVh3U4
ReplyDelete#4 is the Alabama state bird.
ReplyDeleteI would rather be a #8 than a #7. Nobody needs a whiny little bitch but that's what this world is creating
ReplyDeleteMaybe #4 shouldn't put trampolines there. It's like three different storms right?
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