#8. He's rounding third! He's coming home! Here's the throw! He slides! He is ... out at the plate! And it looks like we'll get a challenge on the umpire's call.
#7 - Fucking city people. A country boy would have grabbed that scrawny fucker by the neck and had him hog-tied in 5 seconds. Personally, I would have grabbed the little bastard and gouged his eyes out. Did I mention I hate deer?
#9 That's just wrong.
ReplyDelete#10: Bezos' new space elevator?
ReplyDeleteWhat are those critters in #6?
ReplyDelete#7 Sayings like "deer in the headlights," and "acting like a sheep," do not always mean what we think they mean.
ReplyDelete#10 The OSHA guy just had a coronary!
#8 Need a volunteer rider for this steeplechase horse
ReplyDelete#3: Karmic justice for the jumping lady.
ReplyDelete#10: Don't let go.
#6?
ReplyDelete#1 has an expensive repair bill for the door glass.
ReplyDeleteIf that was done by my kid he would be out on the street by sundown and told to find his own housing
#8. He's rounding third! He's coming home! Here's the throw! He slides! He is ... out at the plate! And it looks like we'll get a challenge on the umpire's call.
ReplyDelete#5 looks like the date rape drugs are starting to take effect
ReplyDelete#7 the dog probably caused it
#9 snot ramen is an acquired taste
#1 Nothing like trashing a couple thou in equipment because you lost a game. Nemo
ReplyDelete#5 looks like a great place to pick up chics
ReplyDelete#7 - Fucking city people. A country boy would have grabbed that scrawny fucker by the neck and had him hog-tied in 5 seconds. Personally, I would have grabbed the little bastard and gouged his eyes out. Did I mention I hate deer?
ReplyDelete#7 I've witnessed similar deer crazy at my place. That's a young doe protecting her newborn fanws hidden close by. No fear of dogs or people.
DeleteHate deer? They make some of the best damn chili you ever ate.
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