For unknown reasons, the Florida Man, 64, walked “fully naked” up the driveway of his next-door neighbor and proceeded to defecate atop a glass table on the victim’s porch, according to police.
Yeah, pretty sure whoever wrote up the incident knows what it was, and everyone else is 99% sure. I'm going with he got mugged and they force fed him a laxative, then stole his clothes. Yeah, that's it.
I'm pretty sure there was a reason...
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty sure whoever wrote up the incident knows what it was, and everyone else is 99% sure. I'm going with he got mugged and they force fed him a laxative, then stole his clothes. Yeah, that's it.
DeleteHell, if my neighbor was flying a slo Joe n camel toe flag I'd shat on their doorstep buck nekid too!
ReplyDeleteIs there a problem here?
ReplyDeleteWait, you're not supposed to do that? There goes my Tuesdays...
ReplyDeleteHe was going to perform by singing through his ass, but had to clear his throat first.
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At least he gives a shit about his neighbors.
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