#9 I rode on the back of a few tanks and you better be holding on. I come off Hill 55 one day flying and I do believe that driver was trying his best to shake us off. We were salt, had been around the block. We stuck to that tank like glue.
Got my eyebrow split once, working cattle. Doc told me, as he picked through my bushy brow to sew it up, that one of the first things you learn in residency is that you never shave off an eyebrow.. especially on a woman!... 'cause sometimes they don't grow back.
#7. When gas was 2 bucks a gallon, right? Yeah, before Brandon. Or, Branden. You know, the guy.
ReplyDelete#5, were there drugs involved?
ReplyDelete#8, now you know who the side chick is.
#9 I rode on the back of a few tanks and you better be holding on. I come off Hill 55 one day flying and I do believe that driver was trying his best to shake us off. We were salt, had been around the block. We stuck to that tank like glue.
ReplyDelete#10 Must be a glitch in the matrix
ReplyDelete#9 War is heck....
ReplyDelete#3 is just too cute...
ReplyDelete#5 the thing about shaving eyebrows off is that they don't always grow back, either evenly, or AT ALL....
ReplyDeleteI don't know, eyebrows are one of the few bits of hair I can still grow like a mofo.
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I knew a chick that did that and they didn't grow back.
DeleteI knew a chcik that did that and they didn't grow back.
DeleteGot my eyebrow split once, working cattle. Doc told me, as he picked through my bushy brow to sew it up, that one of the first things you learn in residency is that you never shave off an eyebrow.. especially on a woman!... 'cause sometimes they don't grow back.
DeleteMy eyebrow hair has moved to my ears.
DeleteMy forehead hair is now on my back.
Same amount of follicles, they just been displaced like Ukrainian refugees.
Sorry I'm late boss, my dog turned off my alarm And ate my report.
ReplyDelete#1 What prompts the fish to do that?
ReplyDeleteElectricity.
DeleteAsian Carp. Jump like that when disturbed.
Delete#2 GOOD DOG!
ReplyDelete#5 never stick your d**k in crazy. Nemo
ReplyDelete#2 that is a well trained dog
ReplyDelete#3 Why am I humming a Heart song?
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