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Monday, April 11, 2022

How Often Do Chickens Lay Eggs?

We get asked this question from time to time, so we thought that this would be an excellent time to talk about the chick and laying season imminent now.

5 comments:

  1. Just had ten chicks arrive Sat. Nine were dead and the tenth died shortly after we got them. We looked in the box and there were no warmers at all. The hatchery, Hoover out of Iowa, is sending ten more which will ship today. It sure didn't make my day but the wife was pretty saddened by the whole thing.

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  2. Q. If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take 2 chickens to lay 2 eggs.










    A. A day and a half.

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  3. one day, aint no such thing as half a chicken or half an egg.

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  4. Shut up and pass the nuggets

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  5. Depends, if they're union chickens, only one will lay eggs while 9 other's stand around clucking.
    if they're liberal chickens, they'll give them all away, you'll starve.
    If it's a woke chicken, it'll be a rooster that identifies as a chicken, get shit.
    If it's a democrat chicken, it'll lay eggs for china, blames Trump.
    @LuisLayedAEgg

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