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Tuesday, April 05, 2022

How To Deal With A Loud Rooster

If you’re lucky enough to live in an area where you can have roosters, you probably won’t think twice about the rampant crowing. You wouldn’t be wrong, either! Most areas that are very rural or zoned agricultural are pretty rooster-friendly. So, how to deal with a loud rooster would never be an issue. 

Though there are a few circumstances that might require you to keep your boys quiet, let’s see the best way to deal with a roosters crow.
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9 comments:

  1. PJ aka the popeApril 5, 2022 at 8:14 AM

    Fricassee or deep fried?

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  2. AnonymousApril 5, 2022 at 8:23 AM

    A couple years ago, one of the neighbors at camp decided he was going to have chickens and of course needs to have a rooster to grow his flock. The neighbor is about a 1/2 mile down the mountain. The area, being very rural, is very quiet. Fookin rooster starts crowing before the sun comes up and sounds like he's in our field right outside the front door. I didn't hear it last year though, so maybe the local black bear got ate rooster ;-)).

    Nemo

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  3. AnonymousApril 5, 2022 at 8:56 AM

    A hatchet usually cures this. Except for that famous one that got most of his head chopped off and survived for over a year. They had to feed him through his neck hole.

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  4. bogsidebunnyApril 5, 2022 at 8:58 AM

    How would one deal with a noisy rooster. I can only answer by experience. When my friends and I, playing Cowboys and Indians in the back yard at 8 AM on a Saturday morning heard my father who was still hung over from a Friday night poker session scream: "Keep the God damn noise down or I'll wring your fucking necks"!

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  5. AnonymousApril 5, 2022 at 9:00 AM

    try a crow collar

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  6. AnonymousApril 5, 2022 at 10:02 AM

    Sammich and a beer works for me.
    R

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  7. MeatPopsicleApril 5, 2022 at 1:06 PM

    When my wife and I kept chickens, we found the crow collars to be an endless source of entertainment. Poor little fellers would rear back and puff up to crow, but couldn't push the air out fast enough to get it done. Sounds like they have laryngitis.

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  8. AnonymousApril 5, 2022 at 1:56 PM

    It's called "get the fuck out of bed". You shouldn't be laying there after 5:30 or 6:00 anyway.
    Daryl

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  9. Mike_CApril 5, 2022 at 5:13 PM

    RE: linked infographic.
    "The Final Solution" (can't believe they used that!) is not moving to a farm. (Unless they meant it euphemistically.)
    It's a suppressed 10/22.

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