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I generally avoid keeping pets that can kill me, although I did keep a Western Diamondback rattler along with a few of those vicious little brown Mexican scorpions in the house for a year or two back in the 1980s.
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So, only a little bit crazy.
ReplyDeleteMust be nuts to keep a Gaboon Viper.They have the largest fangs of all snakes.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first got out of vet school in the 90's I had a client who fancied himself a real life Crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin, before either one of them were famous. He brought me a sick, baby gator, I worked on it. He bought me a sick black water snake, mean as shit, but not poisonous, I worked on it. Comes in one day, opens tupperware container, turns it upside down on exam table and releases a pygmy rattler that wasn't eaten. I told him get that damn thing out of here and never bring a poisonous animal in here again.
ReplyDeleteJust wait until he gets the bill for saving his life.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the women you had over the years? I’ve had a few that fit the dangerous, poisonous and so on categories!
ReplyDelete...Odds 10 to 1 it was a VCU Student.
ReplyDeleteI have a big Diamondback living near the house, but he eats mice and pack rats.
ReplyDeleteWell, you keep that damned dog around, doncha?
ReplyDeleteOh, come on. He hasn't bitten me in 2-3 weeks now.
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