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Friday, April 01, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook (non-political version)

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41 comments:

  1. There was a drink in 70s Charleston, SC made with Richard's Wild Irish Rose and grapefruit juice.
    It was called "Fight Ya Momma".

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  2. I don't get #19 Does he have a hearing aid problem?

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    1. If you look REALLY carefully, you might get the point.

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    2. Drop the soap and you'll really get the point.

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  3. 7. The rest of us are desperately wishing they WOULD leave the state and take Columbia with them!

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    1. I’ll second that concur.
      Buddha

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    2. Ill third that concur indubitably.

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    3. you guys are out of luck, nobody wants them!

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    4. Kansas might take KCMO off your hands. Then regret it for decades.

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  4. Damnit, now I want a Claymore Roomba.

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    1. I have never wanted to upvote a comment as much as I do yours!!

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    2. No blasting cap that I can tell. It Could use the clacker as well.

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  5. #4 Did a lot of Mad Dog 20/20 and Thunderbird. We used to put a pack a goofy grape Kool-Aid in Thunderbird and called it Purple Jesus.

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    1. Our Purple Jesus was a fifth of Everclear and a couple gallons of Ernest and Julio Gallo's finest.

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    2. Hit of 4-way windowpane in a bottle of Spanada, split between me & 2 roomies.
      Then a long eventful bike ride to the beach.
      Fun times!

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  6. Number 19 REALLY likes wrestling...

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  7. #1. Charter Arms Bulldog in 44spl

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    1. Wrong. It was a Charter Arms Undercover, a 5 shot 38 special.
      https://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/15265/
      https://allthatsinteresting.com/mark-david-chapman-john-lennon-killer

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    2. You're confusing Chapman with David Berkowitz.

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  8. #11 - Packages are one thing. But from now on, I'm NEVER putting fresh produce in a cart without putting it in a plastic bag first.

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  9. 4. I had a friend in high school who was from Rowdy, Ky just a few miles from Hazard. I hitchhiked up there with him a couple of times for a few weeks in the summer.
    We would get Stroh's beer for 88 cents/8 pack and Wild Irish Rose for $1.49/gallon. Good times.
    It would probably kill me now.

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    1. My wife is from Emmalena, Knot Co. KY just down the road. Closest Walmart Circus is in Hazard.

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    2. That's 'Knott County'. 'Knot County' would get you some interesting search results, I imagine.
      --Tennessee Budd

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  10. I stand corrected. And learned something today. Thank you.

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    1. Me too. I thought it was a Bulldog until just a year or so ago when a reader pointed it out to me.
      I think a lot of us confuse the gun used in the Lennon shooting with the one Son of Sam used.

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  11. #1 Yeah Big John, peace is great but at times you have to fight for it. A lot of people fought and died so you could be an arrogant and pansy assed prick and talk your shit. Never did care much for him. Marrying that Yoko broad spoke volumes.

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  12. #4 Forgot Southern Comfort.

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    1. Been there done that and never drank hard alcohol ever again.

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  13. #7. And I wish they would

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  14. #8 is bad math. Or physics? Anyway, they've forgotten the square cube law. When you scale a physical object, length increases linearly, the surface area with the square, and the weight with the cube. So twice the length means four times the surface area, eight times the length.

    2000lb horse has a 20" dick
    You're 1/10 the weight? That's about eight, so it surface area should be about 1/4, and the length about 1/2. So "hung like a horse" would be a little less than 10". Approximately. Sorry guys.

    OK, I think I've over explained it enough to take the fun out. Unless you're the sort of guy who's going find doing the math to give the exact measurement to be "fun". In which case, enjoy! I wish you the best of luck and the most of fun.

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    1. *Pulls out tape measure*

      "Hmmmmm!!!"

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    2. the poster said 1000lb so your good at math but need reading lessons.

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  15. I'm having penis reduction surgery later this month to correct a back problem. I'm an organ donor. Any of you fellas on the waiting list for that one send your contact info to Wirecutter and I'll see what I can do.

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  16. I'm having penis reduction surgery later this month to correct a back problem. I'm an organ donor. Any of you fellas on the waiting list for that one send your contact info to Wirecutter and I'll see what I can do.

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  17. #15 To be fair, the Koran does in fact all sex with animals, but you're prohibited from eating said animal, and also from selling it within your village. You *are* allowed to sell it to another village. Yes, it is addressed in their holy scriptures.

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  18. #4, never heard of cisco but the other 6 are connected to some bad memories

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  19. Ahhh yes nothing compares with the hangover that you get after a night of pouring down Boons Farm Mad Dog 20/20 gave brutal skull cramps also as I recall. I know that there is a reason I stay away from the stuff

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  20. I remember ripple! god aweful but cheap enough for a uni student!

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