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Monday, April 11, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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24 comments:

  1. I love the one drop is enough !!. last time I went to the VA they had the view on, so I put one of those headphone jacks in it. instant quiet as there no cord on the plug and it too small for them to see across the waiting room,,,

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    1. All hail the MASTER!!!!! Well done!

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    2. Older phones have an ir emiter. Search the tv brand and model, download the ap and you own the tv.
      Daryl

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  2. #8- Why do you have a 50 pound limit on your baggage?
    Because that commercial flight you're flying on also packs cargo which happily pays the freight. Too bad you aren't happy to pay the freight too, you tight-assed moron.

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  3. #19- Why did I suddenly feel my intelligence quotient elevate by 50 points?

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  4. 8 - What's the little plane gonna do if something goes haywire.

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    1. The pilot will fly it all the way to the scene of the crash.

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  5. #5

    Bra in English could be:

    Outtengepoppenstopper.


    Ragnar

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    1. I thought it was a "haltzemfromfloppen".

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    2. Titenholder
      Daryl

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    3. I believe the real term is "bust-in-hoffen".. easy!

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    4. Nope. It's a Holdzenfumfloppen.
      And a German virgin is a niceentite.

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  6. #4: And they want to teach 5-year-olds to use condoms and dildos. Something seems amiss, here.

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  7. #8 - My cousin married an airline pilot and he once shared that your luggage is rarely lost, it didn't arrive with you because it was never loaded. Paying cargo has priority over passenger luggage and the plane was going to over planned weight so they left your bag for another flight.

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    1. lots of years on the ramp, it goes like this: 1)cargo/freight/mail.
      2)fuel
      3)passengers
      4)all passenger shit
      Overweight? passenger baggage off first. Rarely would we have to pull passengers. Defueling bunkered (extra fuel hauled in the plane because fuel was cheaper in ATL or LAS than in LAX or DAL) might happen but that was all that would get defueling, and we usually knew enough in advance to not upload it. We would never pull cargo, etc. - we knew where the revenue was generated.
      Original Grandpa

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  8. #2 - Now I understand why slavery was wrong. It made me shoot beer outta my nose!

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    1. I laughed out loud at #2. Am I one of the baddies?

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  9. #20
    Let in the goat!!!

    R

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  10. #6- "support your local hooker";
    &:"donate blood- play rugby!"

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  11. We went to our first rugby match a few weeks ago. That's a rough ass game.

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  12. #20 I did not get it? any help?

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    1. One drop of Gorilla glue to glue their heads to the floor.

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  13. I am surprised by how many rednecks around me are looking into a Tesla. A few already have one, charge it with the 50 amp welder plug that in most shops or barns around here.

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