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Sunday, April 10, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. AnonymousApril 10, 2022 at 2:28 PM

    #7 He's a wanker. The time it took to walk from the exit to where he is is longer than the total time I've worn a mask this entire charade.

    #9 Reminds me of the time at my friend's house he was arguing with his older, more powerful brother. They were squaring off so to get the ball rolling I pushed him into his brother ... right before his no guff dad came around the corner. My friend got grounded for a week and I was told I better leave.

    #11 Flying to London from Lost Angeles on British Airways I stayed awake the entire 11 hours. I drank the entire ship's store of Grand Mariner, Courvoisier, and Crown Royal. The stews prepared me a special dinner. I was invited to three parties with the stews. No faggots, all lovely women.

    #12 A girlfriend called them fuck me shoes.

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    1. AnonymousApril 10, 2022 at 2:49 PM

      Then you missed a perfect opportunity to walk into a bank wearing a hat and a mask, without getting shot. I relish doing this.

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    2. snuffyApril 11, 2022 at 9:27 AM

      Re: #11 That must have been a long time ago. These days they cut you off at 3 or 4, then they wait around to duct tape you to your seat.

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    3. Crabby Old BatApril 11, 2022 at 2:55 PM

      The full expression is "Catch-me-f*ck-me" shoes.

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    4. AnonymousApril 12, 2022 at 3:29 AM

      for fuck's sake, they're called "fuck me pumps". ain't too difficult to figure who's from where and when, is it Kenny? and howdy to you and the missus,brother
      Original Grandpa

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  2. Glypto DropemApril 10, 2022 at 2:30 PM

    #10) Since those are monkeys, shouldn't the caption be, "Me getting ready to FLING SOME CRAP and make the situation worse?"

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  3. bogsidebunnyApril 10, 2022 at 4:45 PM

    #19: After all Charlie Sheen is an expert on female anatomy.

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    1. snuffyApril 11, 2022 at 9:30 AM

      From what I heard, all Charlie required was a hole and a heartbeat. And he wasn't particularly concerned about the heartbeat. Pretty sure he was banging trannies.

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  4. AnonymousApril 10, 2022 at 5:44 PM

    #13 when you just want a comfortable shoe without making a political statement or supporting a marxist corporation.

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  5. AnonymousApril 11, 2022 at 12:47 AM

    #9is a still shot from video #10

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