A couple of years ago I saw an ad for one of those "trendy" places where people who have never had dirt under their fingernails in their life shop for clothes. The ad was for some well worn looking jeans that were stained to look like the person wearing them had been wrenching on a car all day. They also had some that looked like they had dirt stains. As I recall they wanted $750 for them.
Back when "Urban Cowboy" came out and being "country" was the rage I remember seeing an article (Playboy?) that talked about a company selling cans of powdered cow shit. You'd mix it with water and put on your boots so you could say "Hell yes I'm country, I've got shit on MY boots". I still don't know if this was satire or truth (and don't really care). Yes, I've had cow shit on my boots when I was much younger but thankfully haven't been around the nasty fuckers in decades.
she gots milk??
ReplyDeleteI'd milk her... Or nurse.
DeleteNice looking heiffer.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
They looked like someone wiped their ass with them after a night of gorging on tacos and beer. Probably $500 a pop, too.
ReplyDeleteI have ZERO fashion sense. Those look like shit stains.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Shit Stains
ReplyDeleteI thought it was cow manure on her pants like maybe she was in a milking parlor and stood behind the wrong cow.
ReplyDeleteLooks like cow pie clothes.
ReplyDeleteNot a good look.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know there was a market for Buyden's used pants.
ReplyDeleteYou sure they're not Bidens pants?????
ReplyDeleteTie-dyed in shit?
ReplyDeleteA couple of years ago I saw an ad for one of those "trendy" places where people who have never had dirt under their fingernails in their life shop for clothes.
ReplyDeleteThe ad was for some well worn looking jeans that were stained to look like the person wearing them had been wrenching on a car all day. They also had some that looked like they had dirt stains. As I recall they wanted $750 for them.
Back when "Urban Cowboy" came out and being "country" was the rage I remember seeing an article (Playboy?) that talked about a company selling cans of powdered cow shit. You'd mix it with water and put on your boots so you could say "Hell yes I'm country, I've got shit on MY boots". I still don't know if this was satire or truth (and don't really care). Yes, I've had cow shit on my boots when I was much younger but thankfully haven't been around the nasty fuckers in decades.
DeleteAgreed, wildbill. I'm perfectly content to handle my beef in plastic or butcher's paper.
DeleteCowmaflage.
ReplyDeleteWish I had two pair of them. One ta shit on the other to wipe it up with.
ReplyDeleteShe put her pants on during her .
ReplyDeleteLooks like the septic tank pumper line got away from her.
ReplyDeleteBring me my brown trousers.
ReplyDeleteAn old joke which I will retell it asked.
It looks like she sharts a lot!
ReplyDeleteYa ain't country unless you've walked through a cow pasture barefoot and stepped on a fresh pile of manure by accident.
ReplyDeleteInterracial jeans?
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