#4. My wife and I had an exchange student who cut up a new pair of jeans for fashion, and had part of her backside sort of showing. Before taking the girl to school one morning my wife said, "You are not wearing those to school." The girl said the jeans were the only clean clothes she had. My wife said, "Then I guess you will wear dirty clothes to school today." The girl was 16 going on about 10, from one of those European countries that rules, "You have a college degree but don't want to work? Okay, we will deposit a bunch of money in your bank account each month." And college was free.
Ahhhh, fire extinguisher fights, destroyed a dorm when a dozen of us had one. What an absolute blast we had. In fact, the adventures of that night and the next morning would make a great movie. My roomie was hauled out of bed the next morning by the cops and taken for a ride.
Hippo's are even faster on land. They kill more humans than any other beast in Africa, whoda thunk it.
ReplyDeleteThe Cape Buffalo is right up there with the hippo in that regard.
DeleteI always picture them dancing in tutus.
DeleteThat boat was trolling for hippos, and the hippo pictured was just short of taking the bait.
DeleteSome good ones there. The dog trumps the toddler in the end. Funny
ReplyDelete#6 Man, that gal can get it!! The hippo, dangerous critter!
ReplyDeleteI knew a guy in hogh school who was the skinniest gangliest awkward-looking thing you can imagine, but man, put a pair of roller skates on him...
Delete#10 ~ hahahahaha! Little boys!
ReplyDeleteThey should name that dog Samuel L Jackson (do that ONE more time and I'll ...).
Delete#4. My wife and I had an exchange student who cut up a new pair of jeans for fashion, and had part of her backside sort of showing. Before taking the girl to school one morning my wife said, "You are not wearing those to school." The girl said the jeans were the only clean clothes she had. My wife said, "Then I guess you will wear dirty clothes to school today." The girl was 16 going on about 10, from one of those European countries that rules, "You have a college degree but don't want to work? Okay, we will deposit a bunch of money in your bank account each month." And college was free.
ReplyDelete#1...Dumbass. Dude was emulating the Hare from Aesop's Fables.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, fire extinguisher fights, destroyed a dorm when a dozen of us had one. What an absolute blast we had. In fact, the adventures of that night and the next morning would make a great movie. My roomie was hauled out of bed the next morning by the cops and taken for a ride.
ReplyDelete#3: There's a time and a place for just about anything. It's called "college"
ReplyDelete#5 Guy needs some concussion grenades on that boat.
ReplyDeleteDoes it make me a bad person that I give a small evil laugh every time I see somebody on a skateboard or set of skates wipe out?
ReplyDelete6. She's got it.
ReplyDeleteSuch a limber young thing.
Delete10 - Fucked around. Found out.
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