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My truck..... oh dear Lord.
Y'all ever see those hoarder programs on TV? Okay, my truck isn't that bad but only because I can't find any more shit to cram into it.
The bed: A couple jugs of water for the radiator, a quart or two of oil, large bottle of Sta-Bil, and the spare tire for my trailer. The tire is there because I don't want it to get ripped off by a tweeker in the middle of the night so I tossed it into the bed of my truck - which is parked 25 feet from my trailer. Go figure.
Toolbox mounted behind the cab: It's packed full of shit, everything from road flares to a come-along or two, a 20 foot length of chain, a half dozen or more tie-down straps, 50 feet of rope, 100 feet of 550 cord, a floor jack, a bottle jack, one jack stand, 2 different sized trailer hitches, a can of bearing grease, a couple spare ignition coil packs and spark plugs, wrenches, 3 socket sets (1/4, 3/8 and 1/2"), breaker bar, bolt cutters, jumper cables, empty 2 quart canteens (2 ea), big fucking hammer, hatchet, pry bar, entrenching tool, a moving blanket in case I have to crawl under the truck, and a 10x10 foot piece of crawdad netting that I carry if for no other reason than I've hauled it around with me for the past 40 years. It'll come in handy one day.
There's no telling what else is in there and to be honest with you I'm afraid to look, seeing as the neighbor's little terrier still hasn't turned up since I was last in that toolbox.
Cab, front seat driver's side: In the door pocket there's a small pair of binoculars, a pair of 20 round magazines loaded with 5.56, one loaded 45 ACP magazine, one speed loader of 357 magnum, one stun gun, a Buck 110 folder, a spare multi-tool, a pair of those laser mitigating safety glasses I bought when antifa and BLM was rioting in the streets, and a bottle of caffeine pills I've had since we drove out here 6 years ago, along with a couple grease rags stuffed in there to keep everything in its place and prevent all that shit from rattling and driving me insane.
Clipped to the inside of the sun visor is a small 3" sheath knife that's there as a seatbelt cutter. On the dash is a pair of shooting glasses. In the small overhead storage compartment is another pair of safety glasses for my passenger and anywhere from 10 to 20 bucks for fast cash.
Why 20 round magazines instead of 30? The shorter magazine allows me to maneuver an AR around easier - it's not banging around on or getting hung up on the steering wheel. Yes, it makes that much of a difference, for me, anyways.
Console: All the usual shit everybody else carries - a 20 round box of 5.56, a 20 round box of 357, a 10 round box of 00 buckshot, a spare pair of eyeglasses, a code reader, Garmin GPS, dash cam, a hand-held CB radio with magnetic roof antenna and power cable, a couple camo head/face gaiters in case I feel the urge to do any creeping, a package of nitrile gloves in case I break down or don't want to leave fingerprints for whatever reason, a cold weather beanie, and a paperback book to pass the time if I'm stuck in traffic or broke down waiting on a tow truck.
In the console tray is a pen and notebook, a spare can of Copenhagen because I'm always forgetting my open can, plus a cold chisel that's been there so long I forgot what I used it for. Then there's my flip phone when I remember to bring it.
On the transmission hump: a pair of Mechanix gloves so I don't burn my hands on a hot gun barrel and a spare camo ball cap.
Passenger's side: In the door pocket is a leash in case I break down with that asshole dog Jack in the truck, a small LED flashlight, a tire gauge and a map of the county. In the glovebox is a couple of those LifeStraws in case I've got to hoof it home, owner's manual for the truck, registration, proof of insurance and approximately 9000 paper napkins.
In the cupholder on the dash are a half dozen P-38 can openers and my good luck charm, a little stuffed lion that a kid with Down's Syndrome gave me about 35 years ago.
Cab, back seat: Directly behind the console is a trauma kit in a small Maxpedition sling pack, geared more towards gunshot wounds with 3-4 hemostatic bandages, packages of gauze, Ace bandages, 3-4 tourniquets, a couple chest seals, and a mouth guard for mouth to mouth so I don't get spit from a vaccinated person in my mouth. There's a few other odds and ends in there, but I'm too lazy to go out and inventory it.
Behind the back seat is an aircraft flash panel and an itchy army wool blanket. I don't know why I think I'll ever feel the need to signal overhead aircraft, but if the situation arises, I'm ready.
In the floorboard shoved under the front seats is a pair of knee guards, a lightweight rain jacket, a pair of cold weather gloves, and a pair of leather work gloves. Attached by a cable to and situated under the rear seat is a lockbox for a handgun, which I've never used. Also under the back seat are a couple MRE meals that I probably need to replace by now.
Attached to the back of both the driver's and passenger's seats are aprons that hold an AR in the upright position. My AR goes in the passenger's side and his goes on my side for easier access. In the pockets of each of them are hearing protection headsets for the driver and passenger.
Now, all that's just for local driving. If I'm traveling more than a couple days' walk home, I'll toss in my old getting-lost-in-the-mountains pack which has everything I need to live on for damned near a week - that includes extra clothing, small stove, dehydrated food, shelter, space blankets, you name it.
That's rare though, I seldom venture more than 30-40 miles from home anymore and that's maybe every 7-10 days when we go visit Lisa's parents.
Just like every other packrat, I've always maintained that it's better to have and not need than to need and not have.
Gotta justify all that shit somehow, right?
That is weird as hell.
ReplyDeleteThe crawdad net or my stuffed lion?
DeleteDriving a trash can is a sign of serious mental illness.
DeleteNaw, with the exception of the ammo, the crawdad net, the laser glasses and lockbox, it's all shit I've used or wished I had in the past and I'll probably need again.
DeleteSome of us have learned our lessons. Others live sheltered lives.
No shit. I don't have nearly that much but experience teaches best
DeleteThat is common sense not hoarding.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your truck's MPG?
ReplyDeleteWhen I filled up today, 15.55 mpg.
DeleteNo high lift jack? and most important, I never leave home with out it is a roll of toilet paper. And, a roll of paper towels.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
No high lift jack. No TP or paper towels, that's what all those damned paper napkins are for.
Deletethat is more stuff than I have in my house
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what is a "code reader"? Whatzit do?
ReplyDeleteirontomflint
A handheld device that you plug into your vehicle when your check engine light comes on or it starts running rough. It'll give you a code, then you look up what that code is on the internet so you know where to start your repairs.
DeleteOne of the younger techs at work calls me "Mr. Haney"--whatever oddball thing it is, whether a tool, set of electrical leads, labels & tags, shit, it doesn't much matter, I've got it on the truck. I carry the odd shit the younger techs haven't yet realized they'll need now & then. I'm the old fart in the shop.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
The shop I work in, I am the oldest and most experienced one in the shop by 20+ years. The younger guys are more electrician types, I am and always have been a controls guy. If I need something bigger than a laptop or DMM, I raid their trucks. I generally live in a low voltage DC world. Once in a while I will get into a 480 3 ph MCC. Let them young guys work on the 30-40 HP heavy ass motors
DeleteLol Mr. Haney… man, I hated that actor’s voice on the show.
DeleteMadMarlin
A very admirable list, and I'm only 30-40% with you in my rig. Last year we did a long cross-country RV trip. This year I told folks I don't want to get more than one gas tank away from home. It's not the price, it's that tingly feeling on the back of my neck that I've learned to pay attention to. If I get that far from home base, I fill up on arrival, and have that extra jerry can in back. Maybe next year folks. This year is too seriously wierd for comfort.
ReplyDeleteI usually top off when I get down to 3/4 of a tank to save the pain at the pump, and come to think of it, I generally have a gas can or two in the bed.
DeleteGood on you for paying attention to that tingly feeling.
I had a Colombian dope dealer buddy once who told me: "If you have a funny feeling about the deal, don't do it!" He said it saved his ass more then once.
DeleteI have a lot of what you have. What I carry year around are traction devices for my feet, brand name Yaktrax. https://yaktrax.implus.com/ Like tire chains. They can save you from some bad slip and falls. Just remember to take them off if walking indoors on hard surfaces. Mine are likely 20 years old.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever consider trading in your compact pickup and getting a full-sized one so you can carry the recommended amount of equipment?
ReplyDeleteFrom my F-150 to a 250? With the price of new and used vehicles? HAHAHAHA!!!
DeleteI'll just have to get by with the bare basics.
lol, thanks for the good read. I'm nowhere near prepped like that. Having both those hitches available is good for when you need to travel > 40 mile and aren't sure which artillery piece to bring along. And sorry about the terrier.
ReplyDeleteI always kept my truck full of tools and stuff. I was a commercial plumber and now that I'm retired I do some house plumbing and a little rough carpentry on the side. I had a regular cross-bed toolbox plus a jobox in the bed. That all changed when a 80 foot tall white oak fell across the cab.
ReplyDeleteI never felt like I had enough room in the truck so I replaced it with a Ford E250 that I'm working to get organized with shelves. A couple of compartments hold enough food and water for 3 days. I already wish I had more room.
I just cleaned out my truck after 16 years of camping, exploring, everything. Put it all into a Plano 56qt tote I had. I can't lift the tote without my fridge dolly and the truck sits and inch higher than before.
ReplyDeleteOutstanding! I do appreciate a good truck-stuff hoarder. I have the approach that if I can't fix it, rebuild it, or walk home when it all breaks, then what should I add to make those options better?
ReplyDeleteHere is an item for everyone to consider adding to that sort of kit: checkout what a Halligan Tool is. I am not a firefighter whatsoever, but when I heard what that tool was, I said, "Shut up and take my money!"
HazeGray
See? That's my way of thinking too!
DeleteDon't have a Halligan, but I do have a Stanley 30" FUBAR that was only about $80. I could take down a house with it.
DeleteAnd an oilless air compressor that I've needed many times and a battery jumper pack that has been quite useful and a chainsaw for that downed tree blocking the road and bolt cutters for, um, if I forget my padlock keys...
ReplyDeleteI second the small chainsaw. Even if you don't pack extra mix and bar oil one tank is usually enough to clear an obstruction and get you by.
DeleteSomething else that's handy in the winter is a propane torch for thawing frozen locks and for helping to start small engines on a freezing cold day.
Bolt cutter... are you referring to a Duval County Pass Key?
DeleteLots of clamps, hoses... we're like minded but more than 1 come-along?!
ReplyDeleteLOL good stuff.
Tire repair kit & can of inflate a flat has been awesome for a dozen folks I helped, including my bride 3 weeks ago (pancake air compressor to save that can). Few headlamps, pad locks, lock pic set, bolt cutters, beofeng radio can transmit on ems/popo if you're really bad off + ham repeater stations programmed. I carry full ems kit, sutures staples meds, bleed kit in the truck at all times. Like you - big bug out bag when needed.
Also several other bags ready to go depending on situation.
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I have an ancient come-along that's probably 40 years old, but it's on the small side. A few months ago I got my truck stuck in the mud and couldn't get it out with that, so I went down and bought a larger one to do the job. When I was done, I tossed them both in the toolbox.
DeleteFix-a-Flat - I forgot I've got one of those in my toolbox too.
OMFG Kenny.
ReplyDeleteI haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
That was fucking hilarious to read.
You sure we ain't related after all?
I thought I was bad, and I am, but I got nothing on you.
Even at that, there is generally so much shit in the front of my truck that there is barely room for my skinny ass.
I'd have to unload a bunch of shit to the back if anyone else was brave enough to climb in.
Actually, the cab of my truck isn't that bad. Most of the shit is in the toolbox, and everything else is somewhat contained. About the only things you'll see in the back seat area is a couple gas receipts and an empty water bottle. And dog hair. Lots of dog hair.
DeleteAll good ideas. In my dodge 4x4 I've got lots of the same , and a "get home bag" I guess folks call it now. a couple changes of cloths, spare socks and sneakers a jacket & hoodie a wool blanket toilet paper , stuff to keep me comfortable if i get soaked or have to camp out or couch surf a couple days . A couple of those cheap 10 x 12 tarps are good to have too
ReplyDeleteI have the lost in the woods pack that I throw in the truck if going away for more than 1 day.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, I have fire starter and cold weather gear tucked away in the truck along with the ammo, knives, and 1st aid kit. I live near the beach so I also have a tow rope that so far I've only used for other people that are stuck. I spent plenty of time being stuck when I was crazy beer drinking wildman.
Holy...
ReplyDeleteMy car:
Glovebox - owners manuals, pack of clean wipes, lithium pen torch.
Boot - jumper cables, large can of foam tyre inflator, compact fire extinguisher.
The more loose crap there is means more things that can take you out in an accident...
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I enjoyed the post and the comments.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who carries a (paper) map and compass, collapsible water bottle and a small water filter (plus all the other EDC sh*t everybody with a brain carries) when I wander aimlessly to the local store in town, I thoroughly approve.
ReplyDeleteSo far, in mumble decades, I’ve only needed any of it twice but … I wouldn’t be typing if I hadn’t had it so …
Yes, you could take the mindset too far but, seems to me, that’s a list of stuff the decades have shown/taught (with occasional scars to remember by) you ‘will’ probably need at some point.
I’ve been looking for a comprehensive check list. Lol, thanks Ken!
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
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ReplyDeleteNo fire extinguisher Kenny?
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't even notice it with all the other stuff.
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Yup, forgot about the fire extinguisher. It's in the cab wedged between the driver's seat and console.
DeleteTwelve hours a day, I 'live' out of the Dodge around the farm.
ReplyDeleteMy EDC duplicates pretty much everything our Esteemed Host packs, plus:
* Matches, green-top, 500-pack, 'strike-anyplace'... in empty clear plastic sauerkraut containers (plural).
I verified my supply yesterday -- four containers, 2,000 total.
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* A complete pantry, including canned tuna and jerky and boxes of granola-type breakfast cereal, with four gallons RO water.
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* Coats, old, freshly-laundered.
* Hiking boots with socks stuffed in.
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* Inverters, 12vdc-to-120vac, with extension cord.
* Flashlights, Black&Decker, square, six with ten charged spare batteries, plus chargers.
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* And some of us carry three complete sets of keys on our person at all times.