#8 Lemme guess that's a shitter for illegal third worlders who never saw a regular toilet installation until they were put into an AZ/CA/NM/TX detention center. Mostly the same as poopin or peein in a hole in the floor, I guess.
#2 Great Pyrenees, protective breed for livestock, doin' what the GP does. Take them as a pup, they bond with the herd. We have one, he was socialized with humans which is why breeder dumped him at local shelter. Lord Byron, a.k.a 'barkasauras' is just a big cuddly polar bear who loves nothing more than the couch, freshly dug holes in the backyard, and barking enthusiastically at threats, real or imagined.
#7. Remindful of a friend who in 1970 bought a 1952 Ford from a junkyard for $25 just so he could turn it over at an airfield construction site about five miles out of town. I asked, "What're you going to do when it starts to turn over?" He said, "I'll jump in the back seat." And he did. On the third try. The airstrip surface was about six inches of sand at the time. He got the Ford going at one end, ran it down toward the other end and made a sharp left turn. A lot of dust when it went over and only a little blood, when he cut his hand on a piece of broken window glass. I don't know what he did with the Ford other than driving away. Jimmy was one of those students teachers really didn't know what to do with, smart in the things he was interested in. He dropped out in 11th grade, joined the Army and was a track vehicle mechanic in a mech infantry company in 25th Infantry Division. After Vietnam he did what he wanted for work, eventually got a job with Texas Power and Light. Jimmy was always armed, sometimes with a .45-cal 1873, sometimes with a legal short 12-gauge. He was soft spoken until he wasn't. A good family man, too.
#1 is as cool as it is dangerous. Can you imagine the freakout of an OSHA inspector to find that on a work bench? Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBetter Idea Elementary school Classroom's
Delete...yeh, I can see little Johnny the trouble maker egging one his classmates on to stick his finger in the pencil hole.
Delete"Hey, y'all. Now that's a right smart little dog there" (and what cartoon am I quoting?)
ReplyDelete"Hello, all you happy people."
Delete#4 Saw that coming.
ReplyDelete#10. Smart dog. As was the one breaking up the sheep fight.
ReplyDelete#4. He’s done that before.
ReplyDelete#3 Is a Cessna 206, I think. #2 and #10 are disheartening because those two dogs are smarter than the people in the other gifs.
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You also have to remember this: "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing."
Delete... and any landing where you can re-use the 'plane is a GREAT landing.
Delete#3 A lifetime of safe flying is an equal number of take-offs and landings.
ReplyDelete#2 - Sheepdog ain't takin' no shit.
ReplyDelete#10 - Electrician: Fetch me another length of conduit.
ReplyDeleteDog: You want half or three-quarter?
Nice to see the return of some nut busting gifs because bad choices make good gifs.
ReplyDelete#8 Lemme guess that's a shitter for illegal third worlders who never saw a regular toilet installation until they were put into an AZ/CA/NM/TX detention center. Mostly the same as poopin or peein in a hole in the floor, I guess.
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Looks like an upgrade on the Bombsite toilets I had to get used to in Turkey, back in the '70s.
DeleteArab or Asian maybe. not a sit-n-shit, that's a squat pot.
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#2 Great Pyrenees, protective breed for livestock, doin' what the GP does. Take them as a pup, they bond with the herd. We have one, he was socialized with humans which is why breeder dumped him at local shelter. Lord Byron, a.k.a 'barkasauras' is just a big cuddly polar bear who loves nothing more than the couch, freshly dug holes in the backyard, and barking enthusiastically at threats, real or imagined.
ReplyDelete#3 usually enough fuel onboard to reach the scene of the crash.
ReplyDeleteI NEED one of those pencil sharpeners!!! That's cool as hell.
ReplyDelete#7. Remindful of a friend who in 1970 bought a 1952 Ford from a junkyard for $25 just so he could turn it over at an airfield construction site about five miles out of town. I asked, "What're you going to do when it starts to turn over?" He said, "I'll jump in the back seat." And he did. On the third try. The airstrip surface was about six inches of sand at the time. He got the Ford going at one end, ran it down toward the other end and made a sharp left turn. A lot of dust when it went over and only a little blood, when he cut his hand on a piece of broken window glass. I don't know what he did with the Ford other than driving away. Jimmy was one of those students teachers really didn't know what to do with, smart in the things he was interested in. He dropped out in 11th grade, joined the Army and was a track vehicle mechanic in a mech infantry company in 25th Infantry Division. After Vietnam he did what he wanted for work, eventually got a job with Texas Power and Light. Jimmy was always armed, sometimes with a .45-cal 1873, sometimes with a legal short 12-gauge. He was soft spoken until he wasn't. A good family man, too.
ReplyDelete#3 Hey they had their warning lights and turn signals on, so ease up there sport.
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