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Monday, May 30, 2022

Balls of Steel

Imagine wandering through the Italian country side, just you and your pops looking for pine cones, and out of nowhere a giant bear sticks out its giant head, with its giant teeth, right out of the bushes. 

Not sure how they say it in Italy, but we like to say it like this… “you’re screwed.” 

Unless you’re the calmest 12-year-old on planet Earth…
-Michael

4 comments:

  1. Smart enough to listen to poppa telling him what to do. If he had panicked and run the bear almost certainly would have chased him.

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    1. True. Many attacks on people are 'fear attacks'. Sudden movement and loud screaming generate that response.
      However, I wouldn't want to be put in that situation to test out how a calm walk away worked.

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  2. Amazing! Good thing the father and son didn't panic. I would definatly be needing a change of shorts, if not a defibrilator.

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  3. WTF? How about, " walk to me and get behind me." instead of backing away to film.

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