8) I've done this countless time using the exact same type of Crown short jack and my reaction was always the same as that hauler's - jump off and walk away in disgust, muttering to myself.
#9 I’m not sure I’d set up camp there. Wake up the next morning and start looking for Dave and all that’s left is two ends of his tent and a rut right down the middle that is brown before and red after the tent. MadMarlin
Number 1 is no joke. I had a friend that was a deputy. They got a call of a woman from a woman that a horse bit her arm off. They thought it was a bite and she was just scared. He drove up and she was sitting on the front porch. With her left arm sitting on her right side on a baking sheet. Sipping ice tea. He had just ate lunch. He turned and puked it up. Called for EMS chopper. The same horse bit her husband the next day. Her son shot it then.
#5 There seems to be a recurring theme of various powered two wheelers combined with someone's inability to control them. I don't get it at all, the controls on these things are really straight forward.
I hate horses with a passion. I had a Shetland Pony on the farm as a kid. That miserable bastard was put on gods green earth to cripple, maim or kill me one.
#8 While working in a Coke warehouse I put the Allis Chalmers one ton forklift on 2 wheels a couple time going too fast around the gas pumps. Had a load of empty bottles going out to the trailer to be sent back to Colorado Springs.
#9 I'd be buying a lottery ticket....
ReplyDelete#6 - It's looks like the woman walked up and threw the thing in there herself. Then, threw herself in!
ReplyDelete#9 Go buy a lottery ticket. Nemo
ReplyDelete#8 - Let me take a quick guess at the muttering - MU THR FU KR....fuck, fuck, FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK!!
ReplyDelete#9 I’m not sure I’d set up camp there. Wake up the next morning and start looking for Dave and all that’s left is two ends of his tent and a rut right down the middle that is brown before and red after the tent.
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
But thanks to the balls of steel camera operator, whoa!!!
DeleteNumber 1 is no joke. I had a friend that was a deputy. They got a call of a woman from a woman that a horse bit her arm off. They thought it was a bite and she was just scared. He drove up and she was sitting on the front porch. With her left arm sitting on her right side on a baking sheet. Sipping ice tea. He had just ate lunch. He turned and puked it up. Called for EMS chopper. The same horse bit her husband the next day. Her son shot it then.
ReplyDelete#1 Don't ever trust the f¥@#ers. That guy got bit bad.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see that I am not the only one OLD RAZOR BACK hates.
Delete#1 Horse Revenge
ReplyDelete#1 Had switch in his hand. Mr. Ed no likee.
ReplyDeleteHorses are assholes!
ReplyDelete#1 Guessing that this is an adopted mustang that this guy has been trying to tame. Lying down is a position of vulnerability.
ReplyDelete#1 and #2 That's going to leave a mark!
ReplyDelete#1: Where horsehide holsters come from.
ReplyDelete#6: One in a hole.
ReplyDelete#10: Stuck the landing though.
That horse will be in Alpo cans, real soon.
ReplyDelete#5 There seems to be a recurring theme of various powered two wheelers combined with someone's inability to control them. I don't get it at all, the controls on these things are really straight forward.
ReplyDeleteF**k horses.
ReplyDeleteI hate horses with a passion. I had a Shetland Pony on the farm as a kid. That miserable bastard was put on gods green earth to cripple, maim or kill me one.
ReplyDelete#8 While working in a Coke warehouse I put the Allis Chalmers one ton forklift on 2 wheels a couple time going too fast around the gas pumps. Had a load of empty bottles going out to the trailer to be sent back to Colorado Springs.
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