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Monday, May 02, 2022

If anybody can beat it, it's Ozzy

Ozzy Osbourne has tested positive for COVID-19, his wife said during an emotional interview Thursday.
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  1. AnonymousMay 2, 2022 at 8:32 AM

    Gasp, Ozzie has a bad cold. OMG I am so scared.

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    1. Heroditus HuxleyMay 2, 2022 at 9:17 AM

      At his age, and with his current state of deteriorating health, I actually am. Here's hoping Sharon's doping him up with Vitamin D, zinc, and ivermectin.

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  2. Unclezip Is Pointing&LaughingMay 2, 2022 at 8:56 AM

    Sharonnn!!!

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  3. Univ of Saigon 68May 2, 2022 at 9:01 AM

    Maybe he was biting the head off a bat.

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    1. AggieMay 2, 2022 at 11:16 AM

      That was my first thought, exactly, 'let's face it, he's always had a thing for bats'

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  4. J WestMay 2, 2022 at 9:10 AM

    Choked up because of the flu? I thought Ozzie was male. it's the fucking flu man! Not the black plague.

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  5. Bright EyesMay 2, 2022 at 9:25 AM

    Ozzy is ok I guess but I think his wife is an idiot liven on his shirt tail.

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    1. Axeanda45May 2, 2022 at 12:17 PM

      His wife probably makes more $ than Ozzy does... She is a big time record producer, an actress, etc...

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  6. greggBCMay 2, 2022 at 9:38 AM

    So frigging what! If you tested him for the 1918 Spanish flu he would probably test positive for that too. By the way, the 1918 Flu started in Hamilton County Kansas.

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    1. TravisMay 2, 2022 at 3:33 PM

      "The pandemic is agreed to have started in March of 1918 in Camp Funston, Kansas, and spread rapidly as the United States moved Expeditionary Forces off to Europe for the Great War. From there, the virus spread through the trenches eventually reached neutral Spain. Camp Funston is located on the modern day Ft. Riley, which is located in Geary and Riley Counties in Kansas."

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  7. greggBCMay 2, 2022 at 9:40 AM

    Excuse me, it was Haskell county Kansas!

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  8. bogsidebunnyMay 2, 2022 at 9:51 AM

    I'm sure Ozzie is killing the lung invasion with a medicinal gas infusion therapy at this very moment.

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  9. AnonymousMay 2, 2022 at 12:26 PM

    Maybe if he ate another bat.....

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  10. MattMay 2, 2022 at 3:54 PM

    Damn, Covid came down with a nasty case of Ozzy.I think if Covid catches Keith Richards, it's done for...

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  11. AnonymousMay 2, 2022 at 8:00 PM

    OH NOES he has the sniffles.

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