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Wednesday, May 25, 2022

In case you're too damned stupid to handle a burrito properly

There’s nothing worse than being seconds from enjoying a full burrito or wrap only to have the ingredients fall out, deflating the entire experience. Can it ever be stopped?

Well, thanks to science, the answer is yes.

A group of students at Johns Hopkins University recently developed “Tastee Tape,” a product that aims to keep your food from creating a mess.

12 comments:

  1. Go ahead...Trust the science!
    Ohio Guy

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  2. Or you could just wrap it in bacon and then deep-fry it.

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    1. I like the way you think!!!

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  3. More shit that no one needs....

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  4. Half the fun of eating a burrito is wrapping your hands around that sucker while you chow down caveman style.
    These college clowns are a bunch of priss butt killjoys.

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  5. Awesome, a solution to a problem that does not exist.
    Cavguy

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  6. No there won't be anything stopping Mexico from becoming a true first world country!

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  7. Designed for Hispanic DNA deficiency. Don't think I want to know what they're going to do for tacos.

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  8. I've never had a problem eating a Burrito (my favorite food) and I've gotten along for 60 years without needing my food 'taped'.

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  9. If you turn it into a chimichanga by frying it, it won't need the tape. It will be sufficiently resistant to unrolling.

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  10. Mebbe they should learn how to roll a burro, then graduate to bending tacos?

    Tom762

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  11. Or you could take a page from the sausage industry and shove it all into a "natural" casing.

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