In case you're too damned stupid to handle a burrito properly
There’s nothing worse than being seconds from enjoying a full burrito or wrap only to have the ingredients fall out, deflating the entire experience. Can it ever be stopped?
Well, thanks to science, the answer is yes.
A group of students at Johns Hopkins University recently developed “Tastee Tape,” a product that aims to keep your food from creating a mess.
Half the fun of eating a burrito is wrapping your hands around that sucker while you chow down caveman style. These college clowns are a bunch of priss butt killjoys.
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Go ahead...Trust the science!
ReplyDeleteOhio Guy
Or you could just wrap it in bacon and then deep-fry it.
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think!!!
DeleteMore shit that no one needs....
ReplyDeleteHalf the fun of eating a burrito is wrapping your hands around that sucker while you chow down caveman style.
ReplyDeleteThese college clowns are a bunch of priss butt killjoys.
Awesome, a solution to a problem that does not exist.
ReplyDeleteCavguy
No there won't be anything stopping Mexico from becoming a true first world country!
ReplyDeleteDesigned for Hispanic DNA deficiency. Don't think I want to know what they're going to do for tacos.
ReplyDeleteI've never had a problem eating a Burrito (my favorite food) and I've gotten along for 60 years without needing my food 'taped'.
ReplyDeleteIf you turn it into a chimichanga by frying it, it won't need the tape. It will be sufficiently resistant to unrolling.
ReplyDeleteMebbe they should learn how to roll a burro, then graduate to bending tacos?
ReplyDeleteTom762
Or you could take a page from the sausage industry and shove it all into a "natural" casing.
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