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Friday, May 06, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook II

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16 comments:

  1. At the liquor store the other day, Large Fat guy is stocking a lower shelf. I asked to see his union card. 'Huh'? Plumber's crack enforcement, dude. He fell down laughing.

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  2. Does #12 work for hooks.

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    1. You bet. Palomar knot, Won't slip, quickest, easiest to tie, even in dim light, with cold wet hands and in the midst of a 24 pack.
      Daryl

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    2. Yes, that’s a Palomar knot. It’s a strong knot because it’s doubled up in the eye. The downside is that there are 3 ends to clip off and trying to loop it over large lures such as spinner baits.

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  3. #7: - .... .. -. -.- / .- / -... . . .--. . .-. / .. ... / .- -. -.-. .. . -. - ..--.. / .. / .-- --- .-. -.- . -.. / ..-. --- .-. / ... .- -- / -- --- .-. ... .

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    1. .... .. / .... ../ .-.-.-

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    2. -... . . .--. . .-. ... / .-- . .-. . / ... - ..- .--. .. -..

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    3. -. . …- . .-. / ..- … . -.. / --- -. .

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  4. I give. What is no. 1?

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    1. He checked the wind direction before pissing.

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  5. #5...Yeah, I have to stop by the bar for a couple of beers just to quell my anxiety about going to the grocery store.

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  6. #1 Us kids funning with each other used to say, I'll give ya a tip, don't piss in the wind, don't try to stick a wet noodle up a bobcats and and don't fuck with me.

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    1. Ha!
      https://youtu.be/uhoYLisyI30

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    2. That was my first thought as well.

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