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Friday, May 06, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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18 comments:

  1. I count my money after the bank teller runs it through the counting machine. Because it's my money.
    Also to face the bills, which even banks don't do anymore.

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  2. Not facing bills is a cardinal sin.

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    1. YES! Bartended for years/ Managed restaurants and bars for years. HATED when people gave me money unfaced!

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  3. I've been shorted by an ATM once.

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    1. I took out four hundred from one bank ATM, went directly to another bank ATM to deposit it it. Four Benjamins. It would only accept three. Went back to the first bank the next day, told me the fourth was phony. Motherfuck.

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  4. It smells like a lot of these come from the Langley, VA office of CIA.
    I did like the Jesus one though.

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    1. Some people.....

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    2. In the interest of corporate earnings our corporate owned government runs projects against the family unit to destroy it.

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    1. You win the internet today.
      BTW. I always thought Karen Black was sexy as hell. Thanks for ruining that for me.

      Nifter

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    2. Karen L. Jackson...say it again mother fucker!

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    3. @Andy, lmao I thought the same thing but thought it was Sam in drag.

      MadMarlin

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  6. I've forwarded #8 to seven people. Six replied with laughing emojis. One is a fucking retard.

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  7. I'm a fan of #4 and it's called "untested competition". In the bodybuilding world there are tested comps and untested comps.

    It's nice to know I'm not the only person that unfolds the corners of bills and sets all the portraits in the same direction. GRRRR!

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    1. Big bills in the back, small ones in the front.

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  8. 18 is wrong. TicToke3rs never mature... However, they may 'evolve.'
    AbbyS

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