I count my money after the bank teller runs it through the counting machine. Because it's my money. Also to face the bills, which even banks don't do anymore.
I took out four hundred from one bank ATM, went directly to another bank ATM to deposit it it. Four Benjamins. It would only accept three. Went back to the first bank the next day, told me the fourth was phony. Motherfuck.
I count my money after the bank teller runs it through the counting machine. Because it's my money.
ReplyDeleteAlso to face the bills, which even banks don't do anymore.
Not facing bills is a cardinal sin.
ReplyDeleteYES! Bartended for years/ Managed restaurants and bars for years. HATED when people gave me money unfaced!
DeleteI've been shorted by an ATM once.
ReplyDeleteI took out four hundred from one bank ATM, went directly to another bank ATM to deposit it it. Four Benjamins. It would only accept three. Went back to the first bank the next day, told me the fourth was phony. Motherfuck.
DeleteIt smells like a lot of these come from the Langley, VA office of CIA.
ReplyDeleteI did like the Jesus one though.
Huh?
DeleteSome people.....
DeleteIn the interest of corporate earnings our corporate owned government runs projects against the family unit to destroy it.
Delete13 - Karen Black?
ReplyDeleteYou win the internet today.
DeleteBTW. I always thought Karen Black was sexy as hell. Thanks for ruining that for me.
Nifter
Karen L. Jackson...say it again mother fucker!
Delete@Andy, lmao I thought the same thing but thought it was Sam in drag.
DeleteMadMarlin
I've forwarded #8 to seven people. Six replied with laughing emojis. One is a fucking retard.
ReplyDelete#8 That was funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan of #4 and it's called "untested competition". In the bodybuilding world there are tested comps and untested comps.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to know I'm not the only person that unfolds the corners of bills and sets all the portraits in the same direction. GRRRR!
Big bills in the back, small ones in the front.
Delete18 is wrong. TicToke3rs never mature... However, they may 'evolve.'
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