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Tuesday, May 10, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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38 comments:

  1. 15) What the fuck's with the packaged, frozen hand?

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  2. Frozen hand in 15? What's that for, Gumbo?

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    1. Chicken fingers ... and human fingers ... it's all fast food.

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  3. 15 - That is a friggin' hand in plastic wrap!
    And here I thought lady fingers was dessert.

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  4. #15 wins the internet!

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  5. What’s with the packaged hand in with the water bottles?

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  6. Why is there hand in the fridg in #15 just asking .

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  7. #15 Mmmmm, hand.....

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    1. 18. Brilliant.

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    2. You definitely don’t want a good hand to spoil!

      Paul J

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    3. Shoulda ate it fresh, freezing ruins hands.
      Ed

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  8. Well, everyone noticed the frozen hand in #15, but did anyone else notice the spelling error in #1. Don't any of these meme makers proofread these things before sending them out.

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    1. Spelling mistakes bother me, too, but your comment is made more amusing by the lack of a question mark.
      --Tennessee Budd

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  9. Where's that box of hand helper...

    This tastes familiar... I just can't put a finger on it...

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  10. That's the actual joke. Do you come here for hurricane tips?

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  11. Ya'll are like subjects in a sociology experiment. Kenny won, ya losers.

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  12. Where can I get a hand for my freezer? I always need another hand.

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  13. #15 everyone wondering wtf and me wondering who took a pic of my freezer...

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  14. #15 What? Never heard of the Dahmler Deli?

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  15. #15 Glad I ain't the only one who noticed the hand!

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  16. #3 - Fuck anyone who doesn't like chocolate milk!!!
    #6 - Willie Nelson sucks... Just a left wing stoner who's music blew.
    #15 - Life hacks from the internet. Almost as useless as Willie Nelson!

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  17. Y'all worked up about #15...aint ya ever heard of finger foods?

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  18. Frostbite ruins the taste.
    George Donner

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  19. (Old Tech) Kenny "moderates" all of the comments. Some are published, some are forwarded to the NSA..... after he stops laughing.

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    1. Come on now, I publish all comments unless they're really abusive to another reader or they violate my terms of agreement. The NSA can do their own damned work.

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    2. Yeah, don't sweat it, Kenny. Conspiracy theorists come in all shapes and sizes. Like you said, the numb scrotum assholes are well equipped to do their own fucking illegal data gathering.

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  20. #3 That guy can die in a fire.

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  21. #8 - He seems to have whore and slut confused.

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    1. The Aztecs found the palm of the hand to be the most tender morsel.

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