I thought, at first, there was a cockroach inside the can with one of its antennae out. Living in Florida, its a common occurrence if a sweetened drink is left outside overnight.
That tab was invented to stop unsightly pop tops from ending up as litter. First thing I always do with one of those is twist it back and forth about ten times to break it off.
My mustache is now 52 years in continuous service, so whenever I open a can of beer, that sucker immediately gets ripped off and put in my pocket...don't wanna litter, or throw it into the can, swallowed one, once, just once...
I don't know. You ever used an outhouse? Snag them short hairs on the seat when you get up and you will feel about the same way.
ReplyDeleteI thought, at first, there was a cockroach inside the can with one of its antennae out. Living in Florida, its a common occurrence if a sweetened drink is left outside overnight.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't drink poison that shit won't happen.
ReplyDeletemustache hair in a harmonica. My tears squirted onto my glasses....
ReplyDeleteWorse than your pony tail in a creeper wheel.
ReplyDeleteThat tab was invented to stop unsightly pop tops from ending up as litter. First thing I always do with one of those is twist it back and forth about ten times to break it off.
ReplyDeleteMy mustache is now 52 years in continuous service, so whenever I open a can of beer, that sucker immediately gets ripped off and put in my pocket...don't wanna litter, or throw it into the can, swallowed one, once, just once...
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of adhesive to you use when you put your mustache back on after you finish your beer?
DeleteI suppose I shoulda referred to ripping off the freakin tab, not mustache, ya bastid, ha!
DeleteIf'n yer poundin' Red Bull, a little "hair of the bull" is prolly the least of yer worries.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that bad.
ReplyDeleteI used to pluck nose hairs with tweezers while giving soldier evals.
Did the soldiers mind you plucking their nose hairs?
DeleteOnly plucked my own.
DeleteThey wouldn't hold still.