The Botoxed Blonde bimbo fuckers in my area go shopping at the supermarket in their spandex outfits after a couple of hours working out with a personal trainer. Then after they pack the trunks of their Mercedes SUVs the assholes leave them in the middle of the parking area because they can't find the energy to push the carts 75 feet into the collection cage.
in Germany is a system in place where you have to put a coin into a slot to get a cart. You have to put in at least 50cent in, one and two Euros are accepted, too. No carts on the parking lot....
You have to put a quarter in the top of a shopping cart at the Aldi’s stores in California When you bring the cart back you shove it into the one in front of it to release your quarter For a lousy quarter a lot of people don’t walk all the way back to the front of the store but the homeless have caught onto doing it I told the lady in front of me one day that they should put a gizmo on top of the shopping cart that will only release it if you put a $20 bill in it
At the grocery store I shop the handicap slots are the end of the row , closes to the store. The cart return is at the other end of the lot. (only one return area for a large parking lot). I am 100% disabled and unable to walk the distance to return the carts. But stores only do the bare minimum required by law for the handicap.
I was forced to use a wheelchair temporarily once, shopping is truly a test of your resolve. the powered chairs are always discharged or out of order. The simple wheelchairs are often filthy and by the time you navigate a whole store exhausting. Going to a Mall or a big store is truly awful. everyone should experience this and it would open a lot of eyes.
As I said in an earlier comment on this post, my wife uses one in stores. Lazy has nothing to do with it and you'd know that if you pulled your head out of your ass.
The title of this segment should be changed to 'Lazy Assholes Abound'. These people are everywhere, no matter where you live. I make it a point to push a cart back to the store from where I park and there's never a lack of abandoned carts in the lot.
Okay, Smart Boy. Is it perhaps, just perhaps, possible that the only parking spot he could get was in that line? And the store he wanted to go to was not Payless? Or maybe it's a mall? Or, and stop me if this is too crazy...maybe even people in wheelchairs...occasionally wear shoes? Instead of going barefoot? I agree. Moronic.
In my industry we teach the trap of Human Factors regularly, and a strong influence in group behavior is normative action like this one.
ReplyDeleteHandicapped spaces are blue. Those shopping carts are blue. Maybe people were trying to help.
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I have never seen handicapped spaces so far away from the doors.
ReplyDeleteI have. The Walmart in Ceres, CA. When they first put it in, 3/4 of the row directly in front of the entrance was handicapped parking.
DeletePossibly a strip mall and there are stores behind the camera too.
DeleteThe Botoxed Blonde bimbo fuckers in my area go shopping at the supermarket in their spandex outfits after a couple of hours working out with a personal trainer. Then after they pack the trunks of their Mercedes SUVs the assholes leave them in the middle of the parking area because they can't find the energy to push the carts 75 feet into the collection cage.
ReplyDeleteThat must be Asheville.
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in Germany is a system in place where you have to put a coin into a slot to get a cart. You have to put in at least 50cent in, one and two Euros are accepted, too. No carts on the parking lot....
ReplyDeleteThe Aldi’s store here never has carts in the parking lot. Pay a quarter, get a cart. Return the cart, get a quarter. Amazing.
DeleteYou have to put a quarter in the top of a shopping cart at the Aldi’s stores in California When you bring the cart back you shove it into the one in front of it to release your quarter For a lousy quarter a lot of people don’t walk all the way back to the front of the store but the homeless have caught onto doing it
DeleteI told the lady in front of me one day that they should put a gizmo on top of the shopping cart that will only release it if you put a $20 bill in it
At the grocery store I shop the handicap slots are the end of the row , closes to the store. The cart return is at the other end of the lot. (only one return area for a large parking lot). I am 100% disabled and unable to walk the distance to return the carts. But stores only do the bare minimum required by law for the handicap.
ReplyDeleteI was forced to use a wheelchair temporarily once, shopping is truly a test of your resolve. the powered chairs are always discharged or out of order. The simple wheelchairs are often filthy and by the time you navigate a whole store exhausting. Going to a Mall or a big store is truly awful. everyone should experience this and it would open a lot of eyes.
DeleteI agree. My wife has to use a powered chair in stores because of her back. It's not easy at all.
DeleteIf the motorized chairs have a charge, the lazy beached whales have them tied up.
DeleteAs I said in an earlier comment on this post, my wife uses one in stores. Lazy has nothing to do with it and you'd know that if you pulled your head out of your ass.
DeleteHe probably couldn't park closer because the handicap spots were used up by heifers with fake placards.
ReplyDeleteThe title of this segment should be changed to 'Lazy Assholes Abound'. These people are everywhere, no matter where you live. I make it a point to push a cart back to the store from where I park and there's never a lack of abandoned carts in the lot.
ReplyDeleteIf I see that many carts in the parking lot, I make it a point to grab one of those because chances are there's none in the store.
DeleteBesides, that lets you test drive it to see how many square wheels it has.
DeleteLook up Shopping Cart theory and you will probably agree with it.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuk is he going to Payless shoestore anyhow? That's like me going to the wheelchair tire store! Moronic!
ReplyDeleteOkay, Smart Boy.
DeleteIs it perhaps, just perhaps, possible that the only parking spot he could get was in that line? And the store he wanted to go to was not Payless? Or maybe it's a mall? Or, and stop me if this is too crazy...maybe even people in wheelchairs...occasionally wear shoes? Instead of going barefoot?
I agree. Moronic.
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