#1 Knew a guy that did that. Chainsaws in back of truck went to the bottom. He was mighty proud he had saved the whisky. Crazy fucker. A brother in law no less. #6 On a ferry crossing Ocracoke a large group of stupid tourist were holding up bread and a multitude of seagull were shitting on their heads. I went to the other end of the Ferry and this dumb assed Karen ran up beside me and was going to hold up a piece a bread. I said, "If a seagull shits on my head you are going over the fuckin side." She left. Dumb fucks.
Sorry, but I don't get # 4 and # 5. Please explain them to this befuddled 76 year old man. As for # 9 sinking boats are commonplace in my area of Florida. Keep up the good work.
Hmm, I thought #4 was someone having left their passenger side window open just enough so when they went through the car wash the rainbow colored soap that is dispensed from above at the beginning came in the window...But that's just me.
#10, While it is funny, I have to feel her pain. I have a grandmother, now passed away, who was a great cook. When I was a youngster, she made a pie for our family. I got to carry it out to our car. Or rather, I got to carry it halfway out to our car. We only lived a block away, but I was dejected the entire afternoon. I think that the poor woman needs the whiskey that the brother in law saved from the bottom of the lake.
#1 Knew a guy that did that. Chainsaws in back of truck went to the bottom. He was mighty proud he had saved the whisky. Crazy fucker. A brother in law no less.
ReplyDelete#6 On a ferry crossing Ocracoke a large group of stupid tourist were holding up bread and a multitude of seagull were shitting on their heads. I went to the other end of the Ferry and this dumb assed Karen ran up beside me and was going to hold up a piece a bread. I said, "If a seagull shits on my head you are going over the fuckin side." She left. Dumb fucks.
Sorry, but I don't get # 4 and # 5. Please explain them to this befuddled 76 year old man. As for # 9 sinking boats are commonplace in my area of Florida. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDelete#4 is a bottle of soda that exploded in a hot car and #5 is a stove with a broken glass top.
DeleteHmm, I thought #4 was someone having left their passenger side window open just enough so when they went through the car wash the rainbow colored soap that is dispensed from above at the beginning came in the window...But that's just me.
Delete#4 Looks like the "bubble gum" colorred soap at a car wash. Window is down.
Delete#4 - the pop is intack. That multicolor crap is the soap in drive through car was. They left the window open.
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#4 is the multi color foam in a car wash. Someone failed to roll up the window on the way through...
DeleteThanks for the explanation. I'll sleep easy tonight.
DeleteY'all are right. My bad.
Delete#5 Glass stovetop with a big chunk missing over the burner.
DeleteI thought some new pronoun type thing was excited and jizzed all over the inside of the car.
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#10, While it is funny, I have to feel her pain. I have a grandmother, now passed away, who was a great cook. When I was a youngster, she made a pie for our family. I got to carry it out to our car. Or rather, I got to carry it halfway out to our car.
ReplyDeleteWe only lived a block away, but I was dejected the entire afternoon.
I think that the poor woman needs the whiskey that the brother in law saved from the bottom of the lake.
10) how much you wanna bet the stinking cat was the cause of the mess.
ReplyDeleteDamn, you're good! I can't even smell it through my screen.
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#7 took me a minute, but it's got to be the funniest thing I've seen all week. Parenthood in one picture.
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