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Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Kinda like the van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side, huh?

PONTOTOC COUNTY, Okla. (KFOR) – An Oklahoma man is behind bars, accused of trying to lure kids into his “mobile petting zoo.” 

Pontotoc County Sheriff’s Office investigators say Micah Perkins drove around the Pontotoc County Agri-Plex, 1710 N. Broadway Ave., in Ada, this past weekend, with “mobile petting zoo” written in chalk on his car window.

8 comments:

  1. Sounds like something Joe Biden would like to do in retirement.
    If he wasn't already a zombie, that is.
    Maybe he can still do it with Hunter's help. Hunter can drive.

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  2. Break out the wood chipper....
    Melk

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    1. You and I could serve on that jury.

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  3. I bet the featured critter in his free petting zoo was the spitting, one-eyed trouser snake.

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  4. How in hell did this perverted moron THINK this would end? Unless his name is Epstein, Biden or Clinton, even a dull-witted pedo should recognize that you can't get away with that shit.

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  5. He tried to stab one of the parents who confronted him? It's a fucking wonder he wasn't shot on the spot! Here in Ada OK, about one in every 10 adults is carrying, either concealed or open, on any given day. When the knife was presented, that comprised a credible deadly threat, and with Oklahoma's Self Defense Law, any one of those adults could have shot him with no legal repercussions.

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  6. Wait, that's illegal? Oh shit!

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