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Friday, June 17, 2022

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The CDC has issued bizarre guidance telling Americans infected with monkeypox to have sex by masturbating at least six feet away from their partner, among other recommendations. 

Guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says anyone who has the disease must not have sex. 

But for those who ignore the advice, the agency has published an unusual list of the dos and donts under the bedsheets.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 17, 2022 at 1:00 PM

    When I read the headline I was expecting satire. When it's hard to distinguish satire and reality you know the world has gone mad. Why are they showing a male and female in the picture instead of the homo's which it's primarily affecting. Another gift from Africa of Africans having sex with monkeys. The continent that keeps on giving. Thanks alot.

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    1. RickJune 17, 2022 at 5:00 PM

      Because they want to avoid the stigma of homos.
      Just like after AIDS came out, they were quick to say, no no its not only homos.

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  2. BillJune 17, 2022 at 1:49 PM

    Each day, after scanning the "news", I think that it can't get any weirder or more depraved. Wrong

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  3. AnonymousJune 18, 2022 at 12:02 AM

    I'm sure Dr. Fauci will be out urging universal condom mandates on everyone.

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  4. AnonymousJune 18, 2022 at 6:13 AM

    How about teledildonics?

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  5. AnonymousJune 18, 2022 at 7:44 AM

    Funny! I guess the jerk-offs at the CDC know how far to be away from each other!

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  6. Handy HandsomeJune 18, 2022 at 9:13 AM

    The pictures are showing man and women sex.
    Why don't they show man/man, or man/monkey or monkey/man/monkey or monkey man/ man/monkey sex?

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