Homing pigeons release. Birds are carried a long way from home and then simultaneously released. Each bird carries an identity tag on its leg and when it gets home the owner registers the tag in a secure timer. First bird home, or rather its owner wins a lot of money. Some European and UK countries are nuts about this sport. Divorced are common. It is important that they all get released at the same time. The birds were used in time of war to get messages out of enemy territory.
#1 Ryan Reynolds. Hollywood or not, I'd like to have a beer with the guy. I bet he's funnier than shit as I hear there's rumors his real live personality is like the characters he plays. Plus if he brings his wife, there's always great scenery.
#7: If someone did that to me, they would be stone cold dead. Do not disturb my naps. They are holy moments where I am in communion with the spirits of my ancestors.
Assholes and people who shouldn't be friends with the sleeping guy, that's what's going on.
To break it down more, Couch Dude is very much asleep and his 'friends' yank his blanket off and pour water all over him, his couch and the tile floor.
Again, assholes. Don't fuck with me when I'm asleep. I have woken up and hit people who tried to mess with me. Even the wife is smart enough to wake me up from outside flailing range.
#6 - Dove launch at a Saudi prince's wedding???
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DeleteHoming pigeons release. Birds are carried a long way from home and then simultaneously released. Each bird carries an identity tag on its leg and when it gets home the owner registers the tag in a secure timer. First bird home, or rather its owner wins a lot of money. Some European and UK countries are nuts about this sport.
DeleteDivorced are common. It is important that they all get released at the same time.
The birds were used in time of war to get messages out of enemy territory.
Thanks for the info, Doonhamer.
Delete#10 - the flame is brighter than her
ReplyDeleteDuh? How did she light the gas lighter without a flint and steel?
DeleteShe is not that stupid.
Piezos man, all push button these days
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Man that's a whole lot of stupid. . .
Delete#2 Vietnamese water taxi....
ReplyDeleteIs that Ryan Reynolds in the first one?
ReplyDeleteI bet that water buffalo is capable of high speeds underwater: note the hydrodynamic sweep of the horns.
I believe that is Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Munn (who played Psylocke in the X-Men Apocalypse movie)
DeleteRyan Reynolds and Olivia Munn. She played Psylocke in X-Men Apocalypse.
DeleteMuscle sinks. Fat floats. That is one powerful animal.
Delete#10 And she votes......
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Delete#3 - Nope
ReplyDelete#10 - we need a 3 day waiting period for matches.
#9. As somebody wrote, "It takes two to have a kung fu fight."
ReplyDelete#1 Ryan Reynolds. Hollywood or not, I'd like to have a beer with the guy. I bet he's funnier than shit as I hear there's rumors his real live personality is like the characters he plays. Plus if he brings his wife, there's always great scenery.
ReplyDelete#5 - Crossing the Columbia River bar at Astoria Oregon? A daily occurance. Graveyard of the Pacific.
ReplyDeleteCould be the Greymouth bar in New Zealand. The harbour only holds small fishing boats and that looks normal in a big swell.
DeleteMichael in Nelson
#7: If someone did that to me, they would be stone cold dead. Do not disturb my naps. They are holy moments where I am in communion with the spirits of my ancestors.
ReplyDelete#7 What's going on here?
ReplyDeleteAssholes and people who shouldn't be friends with the sleeping guy, that's what's going on.
DeleteTo break it down more, Couch Dude is very much asleep and his 'friends' yank his blanket off and pour water all over him, his couch and the tile floor.
Again, assholes. Don't fuck with me when I'm asleep. I have woken up and hit people who tried to mess with me. Even the wife is smart enough to wake me up from outside flailing range.
Correction...#6?
ReplyDeleteMass dove or pigeon release. As to why, don't know.
Delete#5 looks like a crossing of the Grey River bar at Greymouth New Zealand while the river is in flood.
ReplyDeleteHow many ways can you spell sea sick?
Delete#3 Did he drop on to the right boat.
ReplyDelete1 - well she don't have the faintest idea what shes doin anyways
ReplyDelete#9 after whacking myself in the nuts and taking a divot out of my forehead I concluded I was more of a ball peen hammer sort of guy.
ReplyDelete#3 yes
ReplyDelete#5 no
#10 I bet she’ll put it in for you❗️
ReplyDelete#9. I am both frieghtened and aroused, pending legal age determination
ReplyDeleteFook me. Or Suk You?
ReplyDelete#2) Wait for it..... Ka-Yak ... DId I get it right? {*_*) pffft
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