The commander in chief showed off a card at a White House meeting with wind industry leaders that gave him simple instructions on what to do or say. Among the directions on the cheat sheet, captured in a Getty Images photo, was "YOU take YOUR seat" after entering the room.
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He probably carries instructions to the bathroom with him: "YOU shake YOUR dick three times after pissing."
We got all this modern tecnology so why aren't they using a brain chip with Bluetooth?
ReplyDeleteCareful what you wish for, I don't need advertisements in my brain nor back doors. There was a sci-fi short about that very thing, I recall.
DeleteBrain chips are being developed and I wouldn't be surprised if someone is also working on a way to grow an implantable organic extension to the brain and stimulate it into healing with the rest. (Sci-fi concept / overbrain / extra organ)
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81,000,000 right....
ReplyDeleteIt's the press secretary's job to shake it for him.
ReplyDeleteThat is some pathetic shit right there. A man with the intellect of a child and the morality of Satan as "our" president. You can say 'he's not my president', but he actually IS. Fucking "Bizarro World".
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I call bullshit fake news on this! Why? Because nowhere on that list does it say "Do not shit YOUR pants!" Bwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI find four shakes is optimal.
ReplyDeleteIt's mine, I can shake it as many times as I want.
DeleteIt's pretty incredible Biden's staff has to spell-it-out for him. Proof positive he has some serious cognitive issues. And those issues get worse under stress, like handling a flock of incoming ICBM's.
ReplyDeleteFor Pedo Joe a good day is when he remembers to unzip his fly before taking a leak....
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