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Tuesday, June 07, 2022

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

LARGO, Fla. – Authorities on Wednesday identified a man who died after investigators believe he waded into a lake inhabited by alligators to find Frisbees and other flying discs to sell.

Largo police said Sean Thomas McGuinness, 47, was found Tuesday morning at the Taylor Park lake by someone walking a dog. Although the exact cause of death is unknown, police said it was clear that McGuinness “suffered injuries related to alligators in the lake.”

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Although the exact cause of death is unknown.....

No need to get technical here. He died from acute intelligence deprivation.

5 comments:

  1. we use to collect glass bottles then Aluminum cans, I guess there is a shortage of Frisbees in Florida.

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  2. I didn't know that used Frisbees were so valuable !

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  3. Real question is: When is Florida Man going to go mainstream daily on Tucker Carlson? HUH? Till then its just another side show in the daily Flow Rider carnival of depraved souls for hire and good times. OK OK OK I git it. Ladies, unless you identify as one of the"penified" y'all aint' gonna git none.

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  4. PS The reason Florida gators love humans is they taste like spicy Doritos. It really is as simple as that.

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  5. Must have been one of those damn Yankees that moved down here and thought that fresh water ponds were safe.
    There's only about 5 or 6 things waiting to kill you or take off a foot in them. Hell...there are dozens of creatures down here just waiting to make a dumbass go tits up.

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