But the important things I remember never get a thank you. Shit like this is just one of the hundreds of reasons why I am single. Happy and single and happy. Did I say happy?
Yeah, the year I forgot the wife's birthday when I was working out of town, she texted me the next day. " Thanks for forgetting my birthday MFer. Look what I bought myself. She included a picture of the AR she bought herself.
Passive-aggressive much? Not sure that kind of personality would work well with mine. Like, whose job is it to remember this stuff? Whose job is it to buy presents or whatever, and why? If it's that important, why ambush someone about whether they remember or not? Why not just remind them? Seems like a good way to NOT want to remember to celebrate that anniversary or whatever.
No, I remembered. That's why I spent the night at the bar drinking with my buds.
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But the important things I remember never get a thank you. Shit like this is just one of the hundreds of reasons why I am single. Happy and single and happy. Did I say happy?
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Yeah, the year I forgot the wife's birthday when I was working out of town, she texted me the next day. " Thanks for forgetting my birthday MFer. Look what I bought myself. She included a picture of the AR she bought herself.
ReplyDeleteAt least she didn't waste money on some frivilous fru fru.
Deletethats terrible. i would buy her a uhaul one way reservation.
DeleteThat's quite a reward system; forget and get a cake!
ReplyDeleteA cake laced with arsenic.
ReplyDeletePassive-aggressive much? Not sure that kind of personality would work well with mine. Like, whose job is it to remember this stuff? Whose job is it to buy presents or whatever, and why? If it's that important, why ambush someone about whether they remember or not? Why not just remind them? Seems like a good way to NOT want to remember to celebrate that anniversary or whatever.
ReplyDeleteFor better or for worse lady. You don't like it then get the hell out
ReplyDeleteForgot what? Lol
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