LEBANON, Tenn. (WKRN) – Two men are in custody after police say they were involved in vandalizing over 150 headstones at cemeteries in Lebanon.
The Lebanon Police Department made the arrests after they discovered over 150 headstone markers overturned and damaged in the Cedar Grove and Wilson County Memorial cemeteries on Saturday morning.
31 years old, “aww come on man”, you fucking know better. Both of them get one can a spam, one bottle of water a rubber raft and dropped into the Bermuda Triangle. Notice I said no sun tan oil.
I don't know about you folks, but if somebody fucked with the graves of my Dad or my late wife, I'd want to hogtie them and beat them to death with a sledge. Starting at the feet.
Give something to keep them from running, then put them into a hog pen with hogs that haven't been fed for awhile. Maybe give'em a nice peanut butter baste first.
Boys like the outdoors, send'm for a walk on the "Hansel & Gretel Trail. Hold the breadcrumbs. Nature will take care of the needful.
ReplyDeleteA few months spent in a cell with "bubba" ought to wipe the smirk off the one punk's face.
ReplyDeleteThere's an app for that.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the one with the smirking mug shot will still be smirking when he goes to jail?
ReplyDeleteThey should be given twenty years of cemetery clean up duty.
ReplyDelete31 years old, “aww come on man”, you fucking know better. Both of them get one can a spam, one bottle of water a rubber raft and dropped into the Bermuda Triangle. Notice I said no sun tan oil.
ReplyDeleteSaber 7
I don't know about you folks, but if somebody fucked with the graves of my Dad or my late wife, I'd want to hogtie them and beat them to death with a sledge. Starting at the feet.
ReplyDeleteThey like playing games in the sacred land of the dead? Bury the fuckers alive.
ReplyDelete31 years old and knocking grave markers over for thrills. Boy is gonna grow up the hard way..
ReplyDeleteDaryl
In the hometown of Cracker Barrel - sacrilege!
ReplyDeleteLet me have them.....
ReplyDeleteMelk
Give something to keep them from running, then put them into a hog pen with hogs that haven't been fed for awhile. Maybe give'em a nice peanut butter baste first.
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