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Thursday, July 14, 2022

Indianapolis mom accused of transporting twin babies in milk crate attached to bicycle

INDIANAPOLIS — An Indianapolis woman is accused of placing her 2-month-old twins in a milk crate and attaching it to her bicycle, authorities said.

Blossum Nicole Kirby, 35, of Indianapolis, was charged with two counts of neglect of a dependent, according to Marion County online court records.

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  1. Meanwhile, elsewhere...
    https://impressions.bicyclingaroundtheworld.nl/east-africa-bike-family-transport/

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    1. Indeed. Japanese housewives everywhere with two kids on the bike, grovery bags in their hands, and sometimes the kids' hands, and not a helmet in sight. https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/111/104/159/original/7aec3780c399670c.jpeg

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  2. Alcohol was involved...........in getting her pregnant!

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  3. Dangerous business there. Not like when I had kids. One sat beside me to hold my beer and the other was on my lap to operate the steering wheel while I dug out another Camel.
    Daryl

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  4. Glad the report specified "twins" because I can't believe anyone would hit that twice.
    - WDS

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    1. I'm wondering who would hit it the first time.

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  5. Holy shit. Just saw mommy's head-shot photo. She's gota a face even a meth-head Hunter Biden would stay away from. I don't want to see her body until I refil my eye bleach supply.

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  6. But were they wearing masks?

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  7. My son got his first ride on my Harley when he was 13 days old. I held him and had one hand on the clutch lever....

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  8. I've always said safety comes in a distant 4th behind God, family and liberty. She doesn't appear to have any of those except part of a family and here she is putting that in mortal danger. Take 'em away before they're killed.

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  9. Someone should submit her photo to Reddit Roast Me.

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  10. But she has a kind face. Kind that looks like it's been beat with a baseball bat.

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  11. And a fucking Karen called the police. Look, it's not a genius move, but when I was little, it would've been cool. Remember lawn darts and no seat belts?

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    1. Seat belts? I used to ride in the back of the pickup truck along with a half dozen others. No seat belts, no seats, nothing but each other to hang on to. Didn't watch out for pot holes in the road because we were too busy practicing our throwing arm by hurling crab apples at the road signs.

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    2. I remember playing lawn darts with my grandparents in their back yard. Nobody ever got impaled. And car seats? Apparently I had one when I was in infant, but the absolute insanity of wanting a child in grade school to be in a car seat wasn't a thing back then.

      I will say that this lady has a "middle pic in meth progression set" look to her so maybe a concerned bystander thought she was heading somewhere to try trading two babies for whatever she could get to buy some.

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