Nearly half a million dollars in luxury goods robbed at Malibu Lumberyard
and I'm thinking "What the fuck? A half million bucks worth of luxury goods at a lumber yard? What did they get, a whole pallet of 3/8" plywood or what?"
I might add I was stone cold sober, too. Seriously.
Anyway, here's the story and Chuck was kind enough to point out that the paper actually got all politically incorrect and called the race.
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A brazen robbery in broad daylight occurred at the Malibu Lumberyard shopping center shocking bystanders and store clerks.
