According to court documents, Jason Walker allegedly attacked the victim, an unidentified 40-year-old man, using a sword approximately three to four feet in length. Not only did Walker reportedly sever the man's left hand, but he also allegedly mutilated the man's right hand and wounded him in the stomach. Last known reports state that the victim's condition remains critical.
-WiscoDave
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ReplyDeleteShoulda severed his leg; just think of all the jokes you could make about a guy named Walker that can't.
ReplyDeleteThat's how we do it where I come from homie.The only thing I'm shocked about is that he cut off his left hand, not his right. If you don't understand this, I recommend reading a bit of history. The Bible is a peripheral source, but still, it is repeatedly noted that god's right hand is the good hand, the left hand is the bad hand. Note 'Slimes must wipe their ass only with their left hand. Those caught strealing have their right hand severed, etc etc etc. Do tre research. OTOH Last name Sing prolly means he's Sik or Hindu. Good on yuz mate.
ReplyDelete"Singh" means he's "7-11 People", not "9-11 People."
DeleteIs the 48-hour rule in effect?
ReplyDeleteWill we discover in the fullness of time that the now handless man was in fact the attacker, and the sword-bearer was the victim of an assault and successfully defended himself?
After all, it's not unknown for the press to get it wrong & for the police to charge the wrong person.
Note: All pronoun and gender use in accordance with English-language traditional use.