Picked clean? Stacy Abrams is lazy. She won't even pick the cotton out of an aspirin bottle. --Tennessee Budd. I'll be here all week. Try the 'veal'. Heh.
#1 - I'm going to jump onto the house wifi and start searching for that using bing, google, yahoo, etc. hopefully it'll start showing up in the ladies' google ads...
#3 - my girlfriend has better feet.
#6 - 37? No, they're unlikely to x-ray your house or use a magnetometer to find your stash in under your wife's flower beds, but if you give the bastards a number, they sure as hell should be able to find that many. The just shouldn't be able to find, or even infer, the rest of your inventory.
#7 - Two? Surely we count the one on the ass-end of the dog. By my counting that makes it three.
#9 - fucking hilarious, one after the next.
#12 - ';' if you see a a loser with a semi-colon tattoo, ask them if they think's they'll be able to follow through and get it right the next time. hint: that really pisses them off.
#20 - for 5 seconds before you knocked it out of her hands. I'm really not looking forward to the upcoming election pitting her against whichever useless republican governor wins the primary here in GA.
#20 would be believable if it was a 100 acre field picked clean.
ReplyDeletePicked clean? Stacy Abrams is lazy. She won't even pick the cotton out of an aspirin bottle.
Delete--Tennessee Budd. I'll be here all week. Try the 'veal'. Heh.
#9 ...rocks!
ReplyDeleteMahalo. Always makes my day…
ReplyDelete#9: Iran Maiden
ReplyDelete#1 - So wrong. So, so wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your wife standing over you while you type? NAVY EOD
Delete#9, Jihad Jane, Honor killing fugitives, janitors of Jihad.
ReplyDelete#1 - I'm going to jump onto the house wifi and start searching for that using bing, google, yahoo, etc. hopefully it'll start showing up in the ladies' google ads...
ReplyDelete#3 - my girlfriend has better feet.
#6 - 37? No, they're unlikely to x-ray your house or use a magnetometer to find your stash in under your wife's flower beds, but if you give the bastards a number, they sure as hell should be able to find that many. The just shouldn't be able to find, or even infer, the rest of your inventory.
#7 - Two? Surely we count the one on the ass-end of the dog. By my counting that makes it three.
#9 - fucking hilarious, one after the next.
#12 - ';' if you see a a loser with a semi-colon tattoo, ask them if they think's they'll be able to follow through and get it right the next time. hint: that really pisses them off.
#20 - for 5 seconds before you knocked it out of her hands. I'm really not looking forward to the upcoming election pitting her against whichever useless republican governor wins the primary here in GA.
Another excellent set!!!