Don't think he was changing a tire. In context -- note the hi-viz vest, snow -- roadside tire chains worker. (...and, no, not interested in the likely new job opening ;^)
To me it looks like the driver applied light handbrake to drift the back end, and then picked a very controlled line to pelt his buddy with ice/snow. It was one, calm, orderly steering input & throttle application to the desired line.
An actual emergency would have likely broken traction suddenly with body roll or tipping on the SUV followed by sawing at the wheel before getting it back (or not).
#2 Obviously some idiot hung a plant in a walk way. Can you guess the brilliant one? Absolutly with no doubt I'd have done the same thing as a young man.
2 - that's what I'd do too. Booby trap the damn house and suffer the consequences. 5 - shit, I wouldn't change a tire on the freeway in summer anymore for fear of getting whacked by some idiot looking at their phone.
If you look at the road tracks, it is a pull-off and he is using it to change the tire. The driver is going too fast for the conditions, and is lucky he didn't wipe out.
#1, the minute I saw that pool I knew someone was going in. Enjoyed #7 a lot too. But definitely no clinkers in this bunch today
ReplyDelete#1: That translucent turquoise marble flooring gits 'em every time.
ReplyDelete#2 - Yep... exactly what I would have done.
ReplyDeleteObvious penile insufficiency....
DeleteSaid the tiny man. There are definite drawbacks to being tall. I'm 6'4", and have a crease across my forehead from shit like that.
DeleteI don't think that's the first time he's hit his head on that. More like one time too many.
DeleteI was look for a good way to get more into my freezer!
DeleteVacuum sealing isn't as effective if the entirety of the item isn't in the bag.
ReplyDelete10 - Is that how they're selling them at Costco now?
DeleteWhat's the shelf life?
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Finally! A way to get them into the trunk with the others!
Delete#3 I’m still laughing.
ReplyDelete#7 I want one of those.
#4 That's just plain mean....
ReplyDelete#5 Now that he's changed the tire, he can go ahead and change his shorts.
ReplyDeleteDon't think he was changing a tire. In context -- note the hi-viz vest, snow -- roadside tire chains worker. (...and, no, not interested in the likely new job opening ;^)
DeleteI suspect #5 is staged.
DeleteTo me it looks like the driver applied light handbrake to drift the back end, and then picked a very controlled line to pelt his buddy with ice/snow. It was one, calm, orderly steering input & throttle application to the desired line.
An actual emergency would have likely broken traction suddenly with body roll or tipping on the SUV followed by sawing at the wheel before getting it back (or not).
#3 is why I don't do those stupid tourist excusions when on vacation.
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit that's a stupid place for a hanging plant.
ReplyDeleteNot if you're short.
DeleteThe wife is messing with him. Don't ask me how I know.
Delete...probably put there by a woman who is a foot shorter than him.
DeleteWait till she sees how many he has in the basement.
ReplyDelete# 10 Bill Gates' Brave New World
ReplyDelete#2 Obviously some idiot hung a plant in a walk way. Can you guess the brilliant one? Absolutly with no doubt I'd have done the same thing as a young man.
ReplyDelete2 - that's what I'd do too. Booby trap the damn house and suffer the consequences.
ReplyDelete5 - shit, I wouldn't change a tire on the freeway in summer anymore for fear of getting whacked by some idiot looking at their phone.
If you look at the road tracks, it is a pull-off and he is using it to change the tire. The driver is going too fast for the conditions, and is lucky he didn't wipe out.
Delete#2 I feel ya bro! #4 I feel ya bro! Just ain't right sneekin' up on on a fellow like that & with such hostility too! The nerve of it!
ReplyDelete#4
ReplyDeleteMy wife, in the morning…..
-Frank
4. Sometimes I don’t like my reflection either.
ReplyDelete#1 is the best. I sneezed my beer through my nose laughing. All good.
ReplyDelete#1 When the moron discovers why it's called a Pool Party.
ReplyDelete#1: How to tell when grandma's had enough wine
ReplyDelete#2: Well, that IS just about the dumbest place you could pick to hang a plant.
#5: No Darwin Award for you today, sir.